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Joined March 2011
Might fuck around and start therapy.
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No apologies, she'll never see you cry.
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Just fucking kill me and be done with it
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Little bean huh....
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Roger Goodell said "Not on my watch"
We are rapidly approaching a 3.5 black quarterback Championship Sunday next week. And you people said Trumps America would be bad.
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Don't waste your time on me, you're already.....the voice inside my head.
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Me wondering if Shea is pulling another Joke about the Secret Email Club or not...I ain't no sucka.
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I thought Heaven can't help me now. Nothing lasts forever,but this is gonna take me down.
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*ALERT* @DannyBKelly the Sam Darnild time is NIGH! @craighorlbeck @Danny_Heifetz
Kyle Shanahan said Brock Purdy is now in concussion protocols.
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Chargers do a lot of stuff that poorly coached teams do. Probably a coincidence.
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"Space Karen" 🤣🤣🤣
Oh shit lol. Twitter HQ in San Francisco tonight
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I was laid off from Twitter this afternoon. I was in charge of managing badge access to Twitter offices. Elon just called me and asked if I could come back to help them regain access to HQ as they shut off all badges and accidentally locked themselves out.
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mahomes runs like he's trying to get to a home run ball in the beer garden but not spill his pint
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the entire chargers organization is conspiring against justin herbert