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RP, NSFW 21+, MDNI

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Joined May 2021
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Damn cops… 🙄
Don’t mind me, just keeping an eye on things (you).
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Okay, your confidence has won me over… I hope you have a nice place, I might stay a little longer…
That’s unfortunate because this married man already bought the martini, reserved the table, and plans on taking you home afterward.
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Coincidentally, a martini a day also brings the girls out to play… 🍸👀 Want one? 🫱🪑🍸
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*Sips* 🍸 Sorry, I don’t date married men 👀
How about men? Especially this man that wants to buy you a martini…
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𝔸 𝕞𝕒𝕣𝕥𝕚𝕟𝕚 𝕒 𝕕𝕒𝕪 𝕜𝕖𝕖𝕡𝕤 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕓𝕠𝕪𝕤 𝕒𝕨𝕒𝕪 🩶
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💭 You can hit an asset square in the forehead from 1/2 a mile away in 50mph winds but you can’t master Euphemia Allen’s ‘Chopsticks’💭 💭 Give up Rey. Have a Merlot💭 🍷
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Entirely hypothetically, if the person who unalived their neighbour (or other miscellaneous people of note) called you anonymously to report said unaliving, because they needed the body to be found and reported on quickly… Would that count as a good reason? Hypothetically.
Reasons to call a detective (me): ✅ missing persons report ✅ someone unalived your neighbor ✅ the bag of ice you bought at the store is actually crystal meth Reasons not to call a detective (me): ❎ you weren’t invited to a house party
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Silver fox incoming 😮‍💨
Showing my age here… grays, grays everywhere
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📱Hey Siri, how do I tell my husband he looks hot in a normal and calm way when I am, in fact, completely feral and unhinged just looking at him?
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The only man I don’t see any weakness in… But I’m glad it’s me 😏
My muse. My weakness. My everything. @ReysDarkness
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Blah blah… strong independent woman… blah blah… don’t care what anyone thinks… blah blah… play by my own rules… Seriously though, cute outfit or what?
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[📲 @KevinGlobes] 📲 What’s this? 📲 I found it in an old album in your office titled ‘do not show Rey’ 📲 😏
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“𝐿𝑒𝓉’𝓈 𝒿𝓊𝓈𝓉 𝒷𝑒 𝑜𝓊𝓇𝓈𝑒𝓁𝓋𝑒𝓈, 𝓉𝑜𝑔𝑒𝓉𝒽𝑒𝓇, 𝒻𝑜𝓇𝑒𝓋𝑒𝓇 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝑒𝓋𝑒𝓇” [@KevinGlobes] 🖤
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#WCW Sometimes she dances even though she knows I’m watching… no one’s ever danced around me before… The little golden sparkly light that broke through my shadows 🌤️ [@Brontebell_rp]
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wcw… caught in the act 🤭 🖤@ReysDarkness 🖤
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This, a huge steak dinner and a foot massage ✨
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💭 The only woman who could ever kill me with one look 💭 💭 Good thing she doesn’t know that 💭 👀 💭 I think 💭
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// EVERYONE SHUT UP MY FAVOURITE SHOW IS BACK FOR ANOTHER SEASON
It’s been a long while but here is a famous Kevin’s dad joke… What do clowns get turned on by? Balloon blow-up dolls.
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[📲@KevinGlobes] We’re out of laundry detergent… can you get some on your way home? 😊
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