💭 You can hit an asset square in the forehead from 1/2 a mile away in 50mph winds but you can’t master Euphemia Allen’s ‘Chopsticks’💭
💭 Give up Rey. Have a Merlot💭
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Entirely hypothetically, if the person who unalived their neighbour (or other miscellaneous people of note) called you anonymously to report said unaliving, because they needed the body to be found and reported on quickly…
Would that count as a good reason?
Hypothetically.
📱Hey Siri, how do I tell my husband he looks hot in a normal and calm way when I am, in fact, completely feral and unhinged just looking at him?
Blah blah… strong independent woman… blah blah… don’t care what anyone thinks… blah blah… play by my own rules…
Seriously though, cute outfit or what?
[📲 @KevinGlobes]
📲 What’s this?
📲 I found it in an old album in your office titled ‘do not show Rey’
📲 😏
“𝐿𝑒𝓉’𝓈 𝒿𝓊𝓈𝓉 𝒷𝑒 𝑜𝓊𝓇𝓈𝑒𝓁𝓋𝑒𝓈, 𝓉𝑜𝑔𝑒𝓉𝒽𝑒𝓇, 𝒻𝑜𝓇𝑒𝓋𝑒𝓇 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝑒𝓋𝑒𝓇”
[@KevinGlobes] 🖤
#WCW
Sometimes she dances even though she knows I’m watching… no one’s ever danced around me before…
The little golden sparkly light that broke through my shadows 🌤️
[@Brontebell_rp]
💭 The only woman who could ever kill me with one look 💭
💭 Good thing she doesn’t know that 💭
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💭 I think 💭
[📲@KevinGlobes]
We’re out of laundry detergent… can you get some on your way home? 😊


















