@Reverend_Scott

maximum spooky effor

 I don't know, Church?
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Joined October 2010
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NEIGHBOR: That's the best haunted house I've seen. Terrifying Halloween decorations! ME: [scattering body parts in the yard] Halloween?
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Hi, climate scientist here. It's definitely super heated urine. But don't worry, it's sterile.
Carter Rodriguez@Carter_ShadeOct 20
Never forget Tom McGovern dropping this absolute fucking banger that gets stuck in my head every time I’m in a major city
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I'm on hold waiting for Dick Van Dyke Appliance World to pick up. I've heard 5 different AI generated songs about Dick Van Dyke Appliance World so far... I'm so tired.
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Count Reverend Scott@Reverend_Scott31 Oct 2016
October 31st, 2187: Sugar is now illegal. Parents search their kid's Halloween bags to make sure the razor blades don't have candy in them.
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Count Reverend Scott@Reverend_Scott20 Oct 2017
NEIGHBOR: dude, that's the scariest costume I've ever seen. I love Halloween. ME: [wiping blood off my chainsaw onto my apron] costume?
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Count Reverend Scott@Reverend_Scott19 Oct 2017
top 5 best parts of Halloween: 1. dogs in costumes 2. dogs in costumes 3. dogs in costumes 4. dogs in costumes 5. candy
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I almost forgot to change my photo and profile for spooky season
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Is there no line this man won't cross? How dare he even suggest that
Alex Jones
@RealAlexJones27 May 2025
Replying to @usanewshq @melgibsonhq @ATTNtoken
Anyone with half a brain can see this is a man in a cheap gorilla suit.
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I see you're a lobbyist, and a good one at that. I'll take that under consideration.
Verde Pacheco@jdtitanOct 18
Replying to @Reverend_Scott
You spelled December wrong
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If I become president I'll make it illegal for stores to display Christmas stuff before November 1st.
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Count Reverend Scott@Reverend_Scott12 Jan 2016
If you're sad, just remember the world is 4.543 billion years old and you somehow managed to exist at the same time as Paul Blart Mall Cop.
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Ted Cruz
@tedcruzOct 8
Can’t wait to watch it.
DiscussingFilm
@DiscussingFilmOct 8
Marvel has announced a new spy thriller series ‘ZODIAC’. Releasing in 2028.
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I disagree. The mirror is too far out. Bring it in to see a sliver of the your car. Seeing a sliver gives needed reference. The "Objects in the mirror are closer than they appear" message on the side mirror is there for a reason. You need the reference for perspective.
Jay Reed@jreedOct 8
Replying to @doughnaughtH8 @Reverend_Scott
Perfect
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PSA for Apple Watch wearers that go to movies: you don't need your watch to be at 110% brightness. Also, PUT IT IN THEATER MODE. Or better yet, get an Android phone and watch like a grown up.
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That lady that smashed in some girl's face and survived the lethal injection is awake and talking now. I think that should be the end of it. The execution was carried out. It's over. Now they should bury her.
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Yes, it does matter. Failure to reduce speed to prevent an accident is illegal too.
The Pepperazzi 🌶🇺🇸@Hikaru_ChanseyOct 5
Doesn't matter if the Tesla had 2 months to stop. A triple lane change even with a turn signal is illegal and here there was none.
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Yes, the Jeep cut into the left lane and seemingly slowed down, however, had the Tesla been paying attention the accident could have been avoided. Defensive driving is about not making assumptions about other drivers. Plus there was ample time to slow down. 60/40 fault.
Possum Reviews
@ReviewsPossumOct 6
The Tesla had right of way. The Jeep should not have pulled directly into the far left lane while the Tesla was coming. The Tesla driver had a reasonable expectation that the Jeep wouldn't do that. It looks to me like the Jeep was attempting insurance fraud, knowing the car doing the rear-ending would be presumed at fault if there wasn't a video showing the Jeep driving like an asshole.
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Pretty sure the guy with skin colored like Barney might have been an alien. Maybe the meat eating plant too? But what do I know.
El Puto John Constantine@PutoConstantineOct 5
Aquí os dejo un recopilatorio de todos los aliens que hemos podido ver en #Lanterns
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If you guessed D or "between C and D" then you don't understand mirrors at all and really shouldn't be driving.
BigMac
@babeotswejangOct 3
Let’s hear from our drivers, which mirror is adjusted correctly?
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For reference, here's what D should show, but the AI is stupid and flipped the reflection.
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The whole point is picking the correct reflection. Picking one because it would be right if it was the complete opposite reflection, is still wrong.
Brandon Fisher (BoulderFish)
@boulderfishOct 4
Replying to @Reverend_Scott
Lol - Yes, the AI flipped the reflection in D. If that breaks your brain and is the reason you cannot chose D, you're missing the forest for the trees here. You didn't spot something that people selecting D missed. Most people understand that was just a mix up with the AI generation, understand what D is intended to represent, and don't get distracted by that.
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Hypothetically, if a right side mirror could show BEHIND your car, and could erase the reflection of your own car by bending space time, it would still be incorrect. It's not showing the important lane, the one to the right of the mirror. You already have a rear view mirror.
JP@jjuddpiOct 4
Replying to @Roughly9owls @Reverend_Scott @JoeyRiz
its like that "breakfast question" meme. it appears this guy cannot even engage in hypotheticals.
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