Digital strategist & storyteller @azcentral — former @journalsentinel, @LATimes — @USCAnnenberg alum. Bleeds Michigan Blue (#GoBlue) & Liverpool red (@LFC)

Joined September 2008
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Omg I just came across this photo that @RevNoMore took of me taking photos for a story when we were in Belfast. It looks like I am absolutely eating it, but 8 years later I maintain that I was trying to get a cool angle.
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Hey @ryandaytime — how’s that 💯 win you predicted last year? #nostradamus
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Before and After. #GoBlue
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I would say @UMichFootball act like we’ve been there before but WE HAVEN’T!! 🏈 Tear down the goal posts! 🏈 We going streaking! 🏈 I can die a happy man! #GoBlue #fcxkcancer
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Thanks @FOXSports for the despicable vandalizing of @UMichFootball banner. But stop. We know that is a Busch league move by that classless THE state school of Ohiah. Let’s just show the positive … like this!
Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!! Have the @Lions loss yet?
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Uh FOXY @PatMcAfeeShow, the @UMichFootball team is not the BEST they’ve had in years. They are the most overrated 10-1 @NCAAFootball team of all time. They will lose to @OfficialAJHawk state school from Ohiah by 45! #markitdown #goblue
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Today, I was called a “terminal cancer patient.” Yes, I realized that’s what that meant when going into hospice but also it’s different when you hear it as your descriptor for the first time from a rando.
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Things you never want to hear during a sponge bath. "Hey, is that a murder hornet?"
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Don’t watch @disney @JungleCruise. There was way more after this on reasons why, but I deleted them because there were too many to count.
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The #silence of the farm is deafening to little WudRoh.
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Hey @WellsFargo, you sold my student loans to Firstmark Services a division of @Nelnet in April. They say I'm two months behind though #WellsFargo has consistently cashed those checks (see attached). So, @Ask_WellsFargo, where's my money??
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Also, does this sound above board by Wells Fargo known for being shady? WF sells student loans of Stage IV Cancer Loser (yes, no hashtag survivor here). Collections begin at new company 6mo after WF is still cashing my autopay checks. @Ask_WellsFargo, dude, where's my money??
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NURSE: Have you taken "Zoltar" yet? ME: Taken "Zoltar" where? And we are talking the boardwalk fortune teller game dude, right? NURSE: No, Zol-FRAN. ME: Is that his ugly step-sister? (( i must be a joy to care for ))
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Oh, just the highlights? Were there any???????
Replying to @billbarnwell
Don't even waste 6 minutes on this
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I would rather have @lions head psycho #DanCampbell perform a root canal on me than watch this garbage again. I only wish the @NFL had relegation to put us Detroit diehards to rest.
Do not use 53 minutes of your life on this
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