2028 Olympic hopeful, Retired Wedding Reverend

Joined June 2012
When you see your blacked out friend reappear after you put them to bed xitter.cf/Folesylvania/status/11…
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Recent pick ups - Movements: Happier Now - Underoath: Define the Great Line (anniversary issue) - Mayday Parade: Sugar - Slow Joy: Esteban Flores
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.@thewonderyears we did it fam
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READY TO RUN THRU A BRICK WALL
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BREAKING: LeBron James is signing with the Philadelphia 76ers on a two-year, $8 million deal with a player option, Klutch Sports Group and Klutch CEO and Game Over show host Rich Paul tells ESPN.
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Rumor has it Bron makes his decision today!!! 👀
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
LeBron James did not announce a free agency decision on July 20, 2026. bleacherreport.com/articles/25456… nytimes.com/athletic/live-…
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Desk neighbor Andrew brought this in from last night, he’s not getting it back
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.@rone when will you make your grand return?
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It’s 7am and I’m sweating, it’s gonna be hot today
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You hate Philly? It’s not our fault you sucked?
I didn’t prepare to wake up having to throw the honorable JB inside the same hate tree that I have for everyone in that city but here we are 🤷🏽‍♂️
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Intern today: “Kevin, my tire pressure is at 17, it’s supposed to be 45, that’s not bad right?” Me:
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Bet you’re fun at parties
Alcohol has no single benefit. Zero. Not one.
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What in the actual fuck
If Jake Paul makes a run at the NFL, should the Eagles be interested?
12%Yes
88%No
16,712 votes • Final results
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What the hell for?????
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You clowned him relentlessly, we have receipts
OH MY GOD SAM 👏👏👏👏
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Goodnight
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