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washed up micro-niche twitter celebrity

Joined November 2022
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I think I fuck with Taylor swift so heavily because I l, too, have never been able to get over anything that’s happened to me, ever
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Babe you live in oregon shit is the same as it’s always been
My husband is pissed. He wants us to move out of state immediately. We were supposed to retire in 7-8 years. If we move that will change. We are in a very big bind. Stay, we end up paying more in taxes. Leave, we loose money to new jobs, moving, buying a another house, etc.
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.@taylorswift13 you can get a little bisexual with it again now; the coast is clear, you don't have to keep hanging out with brittany mahomes
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I’ve committed voter fraud and I’m turning myself in I illegally voted for Abdul El-Sayed hundreds of times using fake names and dead people. Also kicked an elderly woman My name is Harrison Butker and I’m the kicker for the Chiefs. Please put me in prison
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They’re hitting JD Vance with sticks in the war room rn
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Your uncle must be the same source that told Tim Pool Charlie Kirk was stable
I'm genuinely a bit shaken by a call I've just had. My uncle is a senior official in the elections division of a battleground state. Won't say which one for obvious reasons. He called me about an hour ago. Apparently the turnout figures they're getting are so far outside their projections that they've spent most of the day checking for errors. He says he's spoken to people in three other states and they're seeing similar things. He's worked in government for over 30 years. Says he's never seen anything remotely like it. He thinks the Republicans could be heading for a sweep on a scale nobody has seriously considered. Not even the Trump campaign. But what really concerned me was what he said about the fallout. Apparently there's growing concern in government circles about what happens if Trump ends up with both chambers and a mandate far beyond anything markets or foreign governments have prepared for. He reckons it could trigger a genuine geopolitical crisis within days. European governments scrambling to reassess security arrangements, enormous uncertainty around trade and potentially serious disruption in financial markets. He said the conversations happening privately are considerably more alarming than anything being discussed publicly. I asked him what he was actually suggesting. He told me he'd moved a substantial amount of money out of US assets this morning and had advised his family to do the same. Then he asked whether my wife and I would be comfortable having his daughter stay with us in London for a few weeks. I assumed he meant over Christmas. He meant this weekend. I've been thinking about that conversation ever since.
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I just wish Mitch McConnell were alive to see this.
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the mandatory sex change surgeries begin TONIGHT. all republican voters, please report to your local abortion clinic voluntarily or a bisexual MS-13 member will be sent to your home. somehow, pansexual orgies and shariah law are simultaneously in effect as of this moment
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If that lizard person Andy Barr becomes our senator I’m going to be SICK
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Lord hear my prayers
I’m posting ass if Texas flips blue
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Shit’s so fucked up I almost liked a Nick Fuentes tweet.
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Speak for yourself I voted for him. You live in Louisville you’re not even a real Kentuckian
There is no - and I mean zero - chance that @Booker4KY will ever in a million years win statewide elections in Kentucky. We tend not to like radical socialists around here.
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I voted re….. BLOCKED. I didn’t vo….. BLOCKED. My vote won’t ma…. BLOCKED. I didn’t have ti.. BLOCKED. You’re brainwashed by the gov.. BLOCKED.
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Ghosts of Jonestown
I guess my “ghosts in a blanket” get very uhhh tired in the oven 🤦‍♀️😂
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Shit my kid sends me when I’m already overstimulated
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I showed this to Mason and he was like “I’m famous!” And I’m like babe you’ve been famous since before you were born you don’t even know lmao
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Why is masons text blowing up, this should have never made it outside my little corner of social media lmao
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Yelling ACAB at the 3-year-old in a cop costume out walking with his family
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Idk and please don’t make me defend a man but you seem like the problem too lmao
i redownloaded hinge yesterday and honestly just kill me at this point
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She needs to tell her husband to leave the children alone
🔥 LET'S GO! NICKI MINAJ just took the stage at Trump's rally in Michigan, and said she'll ENDORSE a third Trump term "We want our children to grow up in a place we can be PROUD OF. We don't want our children to be BOMBARDED with S*X changes, right?!" "We want people to LEAVE THE CHILDREN ALONE! Leave them out of it!" "So President Trump, it is an HONOR to stand with you every single time, and I will CONTINUE to support you forever and ever. If you run again, I will support you again." 🇺🇸 — @NICKIMINAJ
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Last night was one of the most traumatic nights of my life and it is really hitting me hard how alone I am because I have no one to talk to besides my best friend who was also involved but she’s traumatized more and I have to support her through it first
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