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Grumpy Cat

@Rettaci

The day you die is the day I smile

 Illinois
Joined February 2011
  • Tweets11.7K
  • Following2.9K
  • Followers2.2K
hi all
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Viewers Furious Paul Rosolie Was Not Eaten Alive By Snake bit.ly/1LfcmJw
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Facebook is Just Getting Weird. bit.ly/1LfbdS1
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Well it's official, I'm a loser.
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My relationship is like an iPhone 5. I don't have an iPhone 5.
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Girls Who Squat Before And After. bit.ly/1LfbJPW
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Fuck it - My final thought before making most decisions.
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I've forgotten what it's like to have a normal sleeping pattern.
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Mother wanted to avoid answering the question of her son�... bit.ly/1LfbqEX
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I gave a fuck once. It was terrible.
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The weather is so nice out, you say? Please stay indoors and write more about it on Facebook.
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I sing too much for someone who can't sing.
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Once You See What�s Hiding In These Photos, You�ll NEVER ... bit.ly/1Lfbswp
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Arguing with an idiot is one of the most frustrating things ever.
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When someone you hate laughs at your joke.. shutup bitch
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Your face uses more muscles to frown than to smile. What can I say, I'm addicted to fitness.
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Currently whale watching outside of McDonalds.
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I would unfriend you but I enjoy laughing at your life.
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Oh, you two have been going out for a week? Tell me more about true love.
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It would be awesome if you just shut your mouth when you talk to me.
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