Even a Dunce can get #wordle in 1 today. @OJBorg

One for the binman. Is he called Keef or something?

I just realised its only 25 days until @wyclef comes back.

Hi. Could you please let me know who is responsible for the A12 maintenance? Its very dangerous in numerous places between Ipswich and the M25, the 50mph limit isnt a cure its just overcoming the problem but the road is still dangerous even at 40mph. @essexhighways

Always wondered where @montysmugs got dinner when in London.

Most of the country says Hello at Tesco, except Yorkshire.

#swedefest prep starts now.

Hi @montysmugs how's the new van?

Ignore what the BBC says about Blackpool weather. Its 'kin beautiful here today.

Its o'clock somewhere!

I pulled a wench, despite my stench, she had a face just like a welder's bench.

Only a Poser gets #Wordle in one!

When you see it. Hint: Signature in Light blue.

If you're riding ya motorbike in T Shirt and Shorts coz it's too hot for leathers you should be charged for the medical care if you fall off.

How much would V8 flip flops be if the fleet spec ones are almost £40!

Martin Brundle should be knighted for services to entertainment. #F1 Silverstone is always the BEST gridwalk of the season.

Look at this beast! Air brakes and everything.

Here's a thought. An alternative World Cup. Where u dont play 4 the country u were born but u play 4 the country in which your club is based. Ie Kane Plays for Germany, Haaland for England, Bellingham for Spain. Wonder what the England team would look like? @andygoldstein05

Yet another un-elected Prime Minister in bound. Time the rules changed and when a PM resigns it should trigger a General Election.

Today is a good day! See ya Kier.... stuck to defending criminals.