"You found it offensive, I found it funny." If you didn't think I gave a fuck before being canceled, just wait. *PARODY ACCOUNT*
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If you're going to go down, you may as well take them down with you.
Watch: Leonardo DiCaprio laughs off Ricky Gervais' girlfriend joke during #GoldenGlobes monologue bit.ly/2QSgta9
Don't forget to thank your sweatshop workers!
Congratulations to all of tonight’s @GoldenGlobes winners and nominees. It’s an honor to be in the company of so many amazing storytellers. Our thanks go out to everyone who brings these remarkable stories to life.
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To my 500,000 new Twitter followers: If you liked my 10 minutes at The Golden Globes, then you might like my last Stand Up Special #Humanity on Netflix.
Now that's just not safe. You need to be wearing a seat belt at all times. #Lemonade
Why is there a #NationalStressAwarenessDay? Like we all need a reminder that we're miserable failures and what are we doing with our lives
I really think that the best way to resolve any social anxiety you feel at parties is to move to a different country.
Is #CincoDeMayo like a 4th of July test run for all the frat bros of Manhattan?
What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet.
My weekend consisted of inviting people over and asking each other what they wanted to do until it was too late to actually do anything.
