So proud of matt, didn’t know if he could close the deal after the conversation I had with his wife. She kept asking, “You’re friends with Matt? He knows you?” All of @getplayedpod in one place.

Hospitals are so picky about what you’re allowed to eat in the waiting room. It’s a lamb, everyone eats lamb

Got the emergency broadcast tone stuck in my head again.

Finally got my phone back from that bird

turns out I can’t fit into Nick’s clothes

So proud of being a part of this podcast. These three did not know what they were doing before I started showing up. Side note, does anyone know what liquid I use to clean a toothbrush that fell into a public toilet

if you see two chickens you call them chickens. but if you put two chickens on a sandwich you don’t call it a chickens sandwich? is this because in death we are all one

How does a fly know where the food is? I want that power

My texts to Nick show up green