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Unemployed guy who doesn't answer his phone

It's a universally accepted rule that if a 90 year old is held hostage with a gun to his head, you just shoot through him right? Same thing if it's a 1 year old or 30 year old. Just shoot!

If you're going to shoot my 14 year old Great Dane that has 2 working teeth then just shoot me too.

I feel like the mob guy in Michael Clayton when I ask my cousin how he's doing while still asking for money owed.

I got 70-year old ladies asking me if we'll be able to turn AI off now. Idk either lol

It was almost pentagone

One day, someone is going to ask you about your warranty and you will have to make a decision that could change the trajectory of your life forever.

This lady I'm seeing got out of a 60 year relationship 10 years ago. Shits crazy out here.

0 days without an accident

It's a good thing Oliver Tree didn't live to see the h3 collapse

Dying hard does sound pretty bad

If I set two gay guys up I don't see what's wrong. There's no cum on my back.

The undertaker dresses like a naughty little whore

Voted today as a centrist. Skipped every race.

I've been playing some games again and I have the strongest urge to dress autistically.

[dating a stripper] do you twerk today?

In my culture, texting back within 3 seconds is a sign of great respect.

The nephilims who built the world trade center must have been so pissed