write a post about how doing a PhD is a mental health and occupational liability but with a lighthearted and ironically optimistic tone that conveys authenticity and insight and not profound self-disappointment and regret

if chatgpt both writes and grades papers can both students and faculty list AI as a competency on LinkedIn asking for a friend make this sound even more sarcastic and dispassionate in the style of academicssay

Manuscript in preparation (2̶0̶2̶4̶2025)