Weirdly, considering 'terrible unsigned musician' is what I'm on there for, I've not seen any of those. I do get fed a range of excellent political cartoonists on Twitter thanks to you though...

Now... Do I reveal my influences... Hmmm... 🤔

I did once write a TSR bio about being a gestalt entity trapped in a glass jar... I think it comes from reading so many boring band bios that I just want to have a bit of fun with them!

I'm a Primary (Elementary) music teacher, so it'd have to be my actual job by a long, long way. My own music has made me £588 on Bandcamp, with another £128 from streaming services. I did once get paid £50 for a gig. Once. So, not even minimum wage for one month...

So Hot - Spacemen 3, nice and mellow for a Sunday.

The profits of the already-rich?

Ummmm... Okay. Care to explain? That's quite a claim.

Ummm.... What? We've just been teaching the National Curriculum as it's written. And most of that was dictated by the last govt.

Minnesota! Eight!

Michigan, Montana, Maryland, Maine, Mississippi, Missouri... Ummm... Massachusetts... I'm out of ideas at seven.

It's an older photo but it checks out. No idea who the band are though...

Done! Perfect summer holiday reading material!

What a round! Went with Eleanor Rigby, but they're all worthy of making it through.

There are plans for an album release 'sometime next year' once the band have discovered the hidden chord, a mystical flattened ninth rumour to be hidden somewhere between G# and Ab. When asked, guitarist Johnson Wang said 'Yeah, next year maybe, or not. Whatever.'

of Tech Death with the melodic guitar work of Paco De Lucia, all wrapped up in synths heavily influenced by Enya. USA hail from scenic Dungeness, UK, and attribute their extreme technical skills to the extra digits grown with the aid of the nearby nuclear power station.

This is Urban Sandal Attachment, an offshoot of the famed Alligator Hoedown Incident. The band, often abbreviated to USA, have so far only released one single, Tetanus Shot, and one EP, the vinyl-only Crushing Temerity. They have been described as having the blistering intensity

If you've got the stomach for a long song, here's my favourite band, playing one of my favourite songs... youtu.be/TIyIfswaT0M?si=tVdW…

Suella is only two hours, and as I'm an actual constituent, I'd happily fill the time moaning about local issues, barely letting her get a word in edgeways.

I'd drop a mic, but I don't use one.