Actor, Director, Philanthropist, Superhero and Chronic Liar.
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Joined March 2011
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Every year I log onto this account just to feel myself crumble a little more.
Hope you're all well, though! Except Nasus.
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Do you think if I just started randomly @'ing casting directors asking about work they'd think it was pathetic, or could I make it cool somehow?
The holidays were slow and I need to fix my car
Wait I mean I've been SO overbooked I need to know who really values me (+car fixing)
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Everyone's letting that horse game ruin their lives while I, a professional, am letting an actual horse ruin my life
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Okay
How do I get cast in the Legend of Zelda movie? Like, who do I call?
I wanna be a Lizalfos but I'll take whatever. Really banking on Lizalfos, though.
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"We want to be sure there's a human behind this account"
there's not
fourteen fucking years you know that
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I know y'all have been desperate for posts about my husky, so I wanted to let you all know that today that stupid evil bitch went into my room and stole half of a spicy chicken sandwich
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What could this strange object be? An artifact from the Zone?
No, it was a sealed can of tuna that my husky had pulled off the counter.
Was.
Just a reminder to all you Arcane fans out there I was going crazy over Jinx's tummy way before it was mainstream
Riot how come I'm not in Arcane
After all I've done for you
1) writing silly forum posts
2) uh
3) my posts were pretty good
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They're posting pictures of the Oceangate sub wreckage and people are going "hmm strange there aren't any corpses, HMMM SUSPICIOUS!!!" like what the fuck do you think happened. What is the conspiracy you're trying to imply you empty-headed fucking idiots.