I’m really excited about life 🍯💛🍂 | AOII Alumna 🌾
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This one time like two years ago a man got really mad at my mom while driving and he threw his burger at her car and I’m still laughing about it tbh
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Be ye kind to one another, tender hearted, forgiving one another.
Thinking about this a lot today. ♥️
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I need to stay off social media after 10pm but, oh would you look at that... it’s past the socially acceptable timeframe to set New Year’s resolutions. Guess it’ll have to wait until next year.
In hindsight the Baja blast at midnight was not my best decision... but I love you @tacobell #noregrets
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There are only two times of the year that I’m fully prepared for glitter (and even maybe love it a little): Christmas & Bid Day. That’s it.
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A grown man told me he wanted to have my work ethic when he grew up...
What he doesn’t know is that I use being busy as a coping mechanism for stress.
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Yesterday, two sweet ladies told me I could keep talking because they loved my accent and it reminded me of this conversation:
Man: “oh you don’t have to keep using that accent when you talk.”
Me: “i don’t really have that option, sir. But thank you for your permission.”
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I love that when my mom is pissed about something she calls me so I can be pissed with her 😂 now we both mad and I want to smack somebody.
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Zac: you’re so diplomatic. You should have been a political science major.
Me, an International Affairs major (poli sci): ... oh, really? That would have been fun...
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5 years ago I tweeted that anywhere with music drowning out the rest of the population was my favorite place. This may or may not still be true...
If I see one more post about how somebody’s feelings got hurt over an inanimate BILLBOARD, I’m going to lose it. This country has actual problems and y’all are going to get all torn up over something that you THINK had mal intent? REALLY?
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