Ike Borisov

〔Trouble will find you no matter where you go, no matter if you're fast no matter if you're slow.〕 ❥ Interpol OC ❥ Warning for potential dark themes 〔#PTRP | #POKEMONRP〕

Looker don't pay attention to my recent tweets. It's for April Fools I promise.

Alright can someone suggest,, some crimes please.

This is it. I'm turning to a life of crime now. Watch me do. Illegal things.

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Wow! Some of you have some. Creatures.

These guys are really shy about their eyeballs...

Hey now,,

Waffle house ran out of waffles today,, this is the worst thing that could have happened today I think.

Does anyone else get the urge to lay down in the pokemart aisels? Take a little nap on the bottom shelf perhaps?

This 🤏 close to considering packing my bags and leaving the region. I heard Paldea was nice. They have sandwiches. Sandwiches have never hurt me.

So should I be expecting any interesting calls from Interpol soon or,,

Ah,

It's almost time for my yearly tradition of putting ornaments on Snover.

I wish my camera worked well enough to film. Snover is doing a little dance in the snow right now. Please imagine it as best as you can. He's really talented I promise.

I hope Ethan was serious about that job,,

Guys I think I'm unemployed,