Ate a whole apple for the first time in years today. Shit was exhausting.

The more I sit in on big important meetings the more I am convinced that if you can say it in fewer words, then do it. I’m zoning out so much. It’s like being in class again.

On another note, oatmeal raisin cookies are better when they are soft and chewy not crunchy and crumbly.

People around me openly criticizing oatmeal raisin cookies and not giving them their proper respect all the while I'm enjoying the fuck out of mine.

I am in an endless state of tired.

Any place that advertises a bbq hot link then serves you a hot dog with bbq sauce on it should be shut down.

Might need to seriously consider pulling DeSclafani in the second. #ResilientSF #GiantsVsDodgers

Buster Posey! #SFGiants #MLBPostseason #GiantsVsDodgers

I do actually love a majority of the casting choices for this. Also grateful it will be animated. Here's hoping for the best. I mean, Sonic didn't suck. #SuperMarioMovie

They aren't going to be from Brooklyn again right? #SuperMarioMovie

So are Mario and Luigi not Italian anymore?#SuperMarioMovie

Tried the Subway Refresh today. Looked like the same ok’ Subway. Tasted like the same ok’ Subway. Blasted my bowels like the same ol’ Subway.

I know the new experience is probably scary alone but wondering if it has to do with the sound of clippers or these new tools near their head but what makes them afraid if they’ve never encountered them before. Cause babies ain’t afraid of shit when they are crawling around.

I am genuinely curious as to why children are seemingly terrified of haircuts. Even when they are in their parent’s lap and not getting hurt during the process.

I have a favorite faucet in my work bathroom and a favorite soap dispenser. Unfortunately they are not at the same sink.

It sometimes amazes me of the immense efforts taken to plan and enjoy a vacation. They can be exhausting.

Just posted a video @ Fremont, California instagram.com/p/CR9a8DmlmgID…

Any place that offers butter with their rolls needs to quality control that shit to make sure it spreads.

Voice cracked fairly bad when I greeted someone today. Guess that is it for greeting people at work.