Born To Be Bland

Glasgow
Joined May 2014
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Tam olarak; Scott McTominay @calciolog_tr
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This heaven gives me migraine #theproblemofliesure – at Glasgow, Scotland
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Yo @currys you've taken almost £500 from our bank account last week for an order we dont have (nor do we need) 6 hours spent so far on with your CS team. Order still not cancelled. Apparently, we have to drive a 60 mile trip to a store to cancel in person? Get in touch please
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Mark E Smith as a Pixar character
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Obi-Wan Butchers. Tatooine Square Sausage of the year - 22 – at Milton of Campsie, Scotland
Regardless of the result, we should be proud that 3 different Scottish clubs have reached a European final in the last 19 years 🍀 – at Glasgow, Scotland
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Tyson Fury out Apolling, Apollo Creed with this entrance – at Milton of Campsie, Scotland
adults who go to trampoline parks without accompanying children weird me out – at Cambuslang, Scotland
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American Football is stupid as fuck. just caught sky sports news and @LARamsMX players shouting bout being World champions because they won the superbowl. How many other country's participate in @NFL? none you 🤡 – at Milton of Campsie, Scotland
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Very honoured. 🎄
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Parents - emby ever considered challenging trampoline/inflatable leisure parks on their insistence the kids need to wear their branded gripper socks for 'insurance purposes?'.....
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What? Your team of inhouse scientists designed your branded gripper socks specially for the unique terrain/composition of your bouncy castles? Aw fuck off! Out about 40 unnecessary quids on special socks this Oct week.
Hello @BBCNews I’ve just been on your page ‘Animals’ and there’s a story ‘Horse Stuck in River Winched to Safety’ . . . I’m happy for the horse . . . but have you noticed that the Faroese killed an entire pod of 1428 dolphins yesterday . That’s news . Report it . Please RT
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Why do employers always try to fuck sales staff on their way out the door. One minute your the bollocks, hitting targets, making them £££ but hand in your notice and your persona non grata, a leper. Expect your wages and bonus? Fuck off, you were a liability mate! @acasorguk