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Timonium, MD
Joined August 2021
You know when you put water droplets on a heated pan and they just roll around on it because it’s so damn hot? I think they need to rename the Leidenfrost Effect the “Locksley Effect.”
CBS Sports’ @JTalty on the Maryland-Mike Locksley situation: “There may not be a coach on a hotter seat in college football than Locksley. While there has been considerable outside speculation on Locksley's job security, including whether he'd be fired headed into the open week, Maryland has taken a patient approach in evaluating the situation.”
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I guess CeeDee Lamb caught too many passes last week.
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Anthony Weaver SZN.
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Why? Just, why?
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Should have let him walk @Brewers Should have let him walk!!! #Birdland
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Wanted to watch the NFL game tonight on Netflix but apparently my Verizon fios set top box has other plans.
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Good luck with that… Sincerely. - a Ravens fan
Cooper Rush will be the backup, while Michael Penix Jr will be inactive as he continues to recover.
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Evergreen Tweet
Orioles owner David Rubenstein to fans as he left Camden Yards: “Next year.”
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If it was an earthquake causing a glacial lake to give way it’s an unavoidable natural catastrophe. But if the media flips it to a glacial lake giving way that caused seismic activity it can be labeled a “climate event” that makes us all the responsible parties.
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"It's OK to be the first league to walk away from a competitive all-star game." The @NFL walked away from competitive all-star games lonnnng before this.
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In deference to Jayden Daniels the following change has been made.
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And so begins my annual ritual of muting baseball accounts in order to temper my aggravation and restore some sanity. See you in the spring, #Birdland
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