Napoleons favorite chud

If Napoleon found his troops quarters to be found in the state that this Indians house is he would have them lashed and sent to a penal colony, such is the level of disgusting filth that the gooner lives in.

Napoleon loathed filth and had an obsession with personal cleanliness. He viewed filth as personal weakness and organizational failure as pathetic. This might have colored his perspective on Indians such as this one.

Napoleon had immense respect for Japan. He found admiration in their laws, culture, and institutions wondering whether they had anything to envy in France or the United States.

While Napoleon saw native Americans as savages, he still assimilated them into French colonial culture more readily than pajeets. Perhaps it was distrust, or perhaps it was the smell, but I think we would all agree with his decision considering how this pajeet acts

As it were Napoleons take on pajeets might be more pragmatic than those who have to deal with them every day, but you cannot deny that the effect they had on Canada, and the weakening of the fabric of the British commonwealth is undeniable. Pejeets like this are Canadas Waterloo

While germ theory had not yet been developed in Napoleons time, he was cognizant enough to know that a pajeet such as this one was thoroughly diseased, and needed no small pox blankets to make everyone around him sick. A healthy army is paramount to victory

It should be noted, however, that Napoleon didn’t care about Canada at all. It’s possible that he saw his pajeet bomb affecting those territories especially badly, or it’s possible that he just knew the people there were of little value. At any rate, good on you Napoleon.

Interestingly Napoleon had highly pragmatic views on homosexuality, believing that private encounters were private. But his views on the proliferation of gay pajeets is less well known. While he thought of them as a tool he didn’t import a billion of them like Canada.

By the time Napoleon conquered The Netherlands in 1810 he had already made plans with Paul I of Russia to invade Hindustan, unfortunately those plans fell apart when Paul was assassinated. Luckily there aren’t many hindustanis in The Netherlands today compared to Canada.

After all Napoleon viewed Hindustan as a weapon to use against the British to break their wealth. A lynchpin that is as easy to remove as provoking a pajeet. He did buy the loyalty of anti British sultans,so I suppose it makes sense that we see the effects of that In Canada today

Then again, seeing the average “Canadian” seethe might have brought napoleon joy, as nothing is quite so hilarious as a pajeet LARPing as white. It’s hard to say, but it might have given him respite during the battle of Eylau against 175,000 Austrians

Perhaps if Napoleon could see how these Hindu dogs have pillaged his empire he would have focused more heavily on their subjugation. Alas we will never know, and French Canada will forever be Indian Canada. A loss for Napoleon and therefore the world.

Napoleon does not suffer an illiterate pajeet incapable of comprehending a sexless story. Perhaps this is why he never conquered India

Napoleon expanded secondary schooling while he was in power and was known to be well versed in literature and wanted the same for his subjects, unfortunately he never conquered India, meaning many pajeets are illiterate and can’t understand that Malfoid isn’t about gooning

Napoleon would of course very much enjoy #Malfoid. He was of course a romantic at heart and capable of understanding how much the love of a woman can inspire one to seize absolute control over Europe.

Napoleon should have reigned supreme over a united Europe. But the Prussians were too gay and french(ironic) to allow that to happen, so now we have chuds hitlermaxxing like he didn’t need mirrors to view Napoleons tomb

Europe would have been so much better if napoleon had won. And before the Brit’s get all salty just know you would still have your empire, and it might still be intact to this day. Long live the Emperor, the last cool Frenchman