Do we know anyone at @AmericanAir who can help us get to the Iraq World Cup game in Philadelphia on Monday? We are stuck at the Fort Lauderdale airport and you’re our only hope 🥹🥹 please internet do your thing 🙏🏼 I’ll draw “American airlines” on my face. Send help.
LA is “so spread out” until there’s a fire and you realize just how close everything actually is without traffic
It’s wild that if you have a felony in the United States you can’t vote, but you CAN run for president…
This feels like such a knock-off election. It’s SHEIN vs Temu
#Election2024 #ElectionDay
🚨NYC🚨Tomorrow, Sunday Nov 3rd - I’m performing my hour, The Diversity FIRE at Williamsburg Comedy Club 🔥 I’ll tell HR if you don’t come 👀🎟️👆🏼
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New York! You. Me. My funny friends. All at Williamsburg Comedy Club Sunday November 3. See you there? 🎟️👇🏼
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🚨NYC🚨 Come see me headline (new date/venue) on Sunday November 3 at Williamsburg Comedy Club! I CAN’T WAIT TO SEE YOU THERE 🎟️👇🏼
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Host: How will you secure the white woman vote?
Trump: Dogs. I’ll say they’re eating dogs.
#Debate2024 #Debatenight #HarrisTrumpDebate2024
Dublin! Ireland! Comedy! Tuesday! Come!!! institchescomedy.com/event-d…
Dublin! See U Next Tuesday? @institchesdub 👇🏼🎟️
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London! There’s a few tickets left for the show TOMORROW June 22! Grab them before they’re gone 🇬🇧🎤🎟️ #london
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Petition for iPhones to erupt in confetti or lasers when you text “Eid Mubarak.” @Apple what are your thoughts?


