🇮🇶🇺🇸| Stand-up comedian, writer, actress | Come see me live 👇🏼

Los Angeles, CA
Joined February 2012
Do we know anyone at @AmericanAir who can help us get to the Iraq World Cup game in Philadelphia on Monday? We are stuck at the Fort Lauderdale airport and you’re our only hope 🥹🥹 please internet do your thing 🙏🏼 I’ll draw “American airlines” on my face. Send help.
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LA is “so spread out” until there’s a fire and you realize just how close everything actually is without traffic
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This fire is the only thing in LA that hasn’t experienced traffic getting around town
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It’s wild that if you have a felony in the United States you can’t vote, but you CAN run for president…
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It’s that time of year when I’m reminded where any of these states are
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This feels like such a knock-off election. It’s SHEIN vs Temu #Election2024 #ElectionDay
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I don’t know what’s worse: flying on September 11 or having my return flight on Friday the 13th.
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Host: How will you secure the white woman vote? Trump: Dogs. I’ll say they’re eating dogs. #Debate2024 #Debatenight #HarrisTrumpDebate2024
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Biden out here like the Princess of Dubai: “I drop out, I drop out, I Drop Out.”
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Dublin! Ireland! Comedy! Tuesday! Come!!! institchescomedy.com/event-d…
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London! There’s a few tickets left for the show TOMORROW June 22! Grab them before they’re gone 🇬🇧🎤🎟️ #london westendcomedy.co.uk/shows/re…
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Petition for iPhones to erupt in confetti or lasers when you text “Eid Mubarak.” @Apple what are your thoughts?
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ME: I made the Arab-American “40 Under 40!” MY MOM: And the “30 Over 30” who aren’t married yet
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What’s the Arab version of St. Patrick’s Day?
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Didn’t realize I could get in my 10,000 steps at Dulles
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