Small Dick, Big Dreams

Joined February 2017
How do u make yourself giant and still look 5’6
I asked this guy I’m texting to send me pics of him and this is one of the pics he sent 😭
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This is damn near a legal version of gifting a nigga a brick of heroin
Chinese bride gifts her partner a flagship GPU at wedding — he breaks down in tears She handed him an ASUS ROG Astral RTX 5090 that costs around $12,000
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c’est la première fois que je vois qqun utiliser le point de vue de Thanos mdrrrr c’est vrmt la merde
IL EST MINUIT SORTEZ LES BÊTES
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Tom Hiddleston mentioned that when he entered Hall H, it was so noisy that he simply raised a finger, and everyone fell silent. He couldn't believe it—I don't think he realized the power that Loki holds over the audience. #LokiDay
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Yeah they had the budget of 2 Walmart boneless wings and a tin can but still went all in on trying to be as comic booky as possible which I honestly hella respect
This is Smallville's version of Darkseid
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you would think
you can want to kill yourself and there will still be a man trying to fuck you
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imagina dar 114 golpes em alguém essa pessoa não deveria conviver em sociedade NUNCA MAIS
Esse vídeo é MUITO FORTE, ela jogou uma por uma 114 pedrinhas no pote pra representar as 114 facadas que o cara deu na irmã dela
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A bakery announced it was closing after 22 years, regular customers flooded its Facebook page with sad messages. Then a former employee commented, “Ask the owner why he fired the only person who knew how to make his mother's original recipe.”
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The Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 4 campaign forces you to hang a person. If you refuse, you get shot.
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they’d kill eachother over this
“i lost the kid” “i shot the kid”
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The kind of question that tests your IQ
Careful. It’s Tricky!!
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How to ruin your career in 8 seconds
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its a universal unspoken rule to never attack firefighters or ambulance
🚨 ALERTE ! UN HOMME S’EST FAIT DIRECTEMENT TABASSER SUR LA PLACE DE LA RÉPUBLIQUE À PARIS APRÈS AVOIR ATTAQUÉ UN CAMION DE POMPIER 🤮
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The only saving grace this abomination of a movie has, is this masterpiece
How bad can this movie be?
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Going from watching Josh Allen vs. Matthew Stafford in an overtime neck and neck primetime game to Bo Nix vs. Sam Darnold in an overtime neck and neck primetime game
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"maybe losing Peter was actually the best thing that ever happened to him" he's gulping down energy drinks so much mj's worried about him
It’s pretty obvious that Peter was the one holding Ned’s social life back. ​Without Peter, Ned finally got to hang out with the cool kids and go to cool parties instead of building LEGO Death Stars at home. Maybe losing Peter was actually the best thing that ever happened to him.
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Ça pèse combien un bébé éléphant ? Je doit m'entraîner pour ne jamais décevoir un bébé éléphant
Ağırlığının farkında olmayan bebek fil, oynamak istediği adam onu taşıyamayınca hayal kırıklığına uğradı.
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50 Cent confirms that Diddy sent him funeral flowers following the release of his documentary series "Sean Combs: The Reckoning"
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y’all better start eating healthy this is our next generation of doctors btw
JUST IN: 🇺🇸 Majority of California students cannot read or do math at grade level, new test scores reveal.
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