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![A mock medical leave authorization form promoting Cyberpunk: Edgerunners 2. A yellow warning sign appears beside the heading “Medical Leave Authorization.” The form reads: “To whom it may concern, Due to the upcoming premiere of Cyberpunk: Edgerunners 2, patient [blank field] is expected to undergo prolonged exposure to high-intensity emotional and neurovisual stimuli. This may result in elevated adrenaline, emotional overload, existential distress, and temporary inability to perform professional duties. The patient is therefore medically ordered to take leave on October 20, 2026, for a full recovery cycle. Return date: undetermined.” Below is a progress bar labeled “Processing...” followed by: “Status: Temporary leave of absence. Prescription: No calls, no meetings, no spoilers.”](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/HU_jaIIXYAA2Xiw.jpg?name=orig)
ALT A mock medical leave authorization form promoting Cyberpunk: Edgerunners 2. A yellow warning sign appears beside the heading “Medical Leave Authorization.” The form reads: “To whom it may concern, Due to the upcoming premiere of Cyberpunk: Edgerunners 2, patient [blank field] is expected to undergo prolonged exposure to high-intensity emotional and neurovisual stimuli. This may result in elevated adrenaline, emotional overload, existential distress, and temporary inability to perform professional duties. The patient is therefore medically ordered to take leave on October 20, 2026, for a full recovery cycle. Return date: undetermined.” Below is a progress bar labeled “Processing...” followed by: “Status: Temporary leave of absence. Prescription: No calls, no meetings, no spoilers.”
