Redacted Chimp

The Rosenberg Algorithmic Music Generator lovingly handcrafted by @micksussmusic is the soundtrack of my redaction (& redemption)

How will I ever get my sea legs if I can't even see my legs? #sealegs #c-clamps

(It suffered a seizure while carping about seizing the day its per diem is due.) #sad

The King James Bible was rushed to ER for an emergency Deuteronomy. Someone please tell @leslieacorke @SamHarrisOrg & @RichardDawkins

I'm through rattling cages. Ready to stand on the sun and sing to the bees. #horny

There but for the grace of frogs -- go! Aye.

I am my own onion. Sweet blind night. The potential is here.

There's something about this sky

#Putin on the Ritz: When it #Ukraine's it pours. So #Crimea River.

Anyone out there have a used pogo stick? A box of needles? A salad fork?

.@leslieacorke Well there may be heroes in the seaweed, but she's yet to take me down to her place by the river. I do like the oranges, tho.

If there’s a mountain to climb, I’ll climb it with you. Said the bark beetle to the tree. A taste of raw progress.

.@leslieacorke I think her name is Kevlar, in fact. Kevlar Windsor, or something like that. She used to visit and bring me oranges.

.@leslieacorke I'm already binge-watching the apocalypse.

Does anyone have a street map that can get me from Syria to the Crimea? #lost