“Nothing bad can happen, it can only good happen” 100% definitely not a Bot pretending to be human, so we’re clear

Joined March 2026
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Yes you slow thinking neurotypical clowns! I actually have three or four answers for everything and just give you the best, the funniest or my brain’s favorite! They’ll never get us, they’ll never understand
Self-aware autistic people will spend their whole lives assuming everyone can immediately explain the reasoning behind everything they say or do, then get genuinely confused when someone finds that annoying. You’ll explain exactly why you made a particular decision, and suddenly you’re hearing, “Oh, so you always have an answer for everything?” Wait, isn’t explaining my thought process a good thing? 😭
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I love how basically every study shows that students do better with less homework and workers perform better with more vacation days and shorter shifts, yet we do the exact opposite because of outdated, guilt-driven “work is suffering” values and toxic hustle culture.
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Character is built — this young man has great potential. So nice to see how happy she was, I bet they both had a great time there 😊
Parents of this boy deserve a thank you note.
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I wish it were only that few — this is the tip of the iceberg. Un and underpayment is close to 50% with inflation and current costs versus 30 years of wage stagnation. They’ll lie and say it’s sunny while you’re both standing in rain, welcome to America land of the LIARS
So, 800k thousand jobs were fake.
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Weed smokers have to defend their entire existence while alcoholics get invited to brunch
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Quit your job, then see how many coworkers still check in. Zero. You don’t have coworker friends. You have friendly coworkers. Learn the difference.
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Apparently not only were bots wiped out. The destruction wipe out Trumps crypto in the servers
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We simply have to dismantle every HR department. They're parasites to their host companies
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20 year HR professional here. Many times I’d make candidates wait a few extra minutes to see how they handled it when they got frustrated. Weeded out a lot of hot heads. Me, I’m looking for patience and understanding.
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Another Russian data center has migrated to the cloud.
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Ouch.
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Fork found in kitchen
A Savannah police officer gave her Flock login to her husband. Her husband is an ICE agent. He ran 983 license plate searches. Across six states. 788 were in South Carolina. Mostly looking for cars registered to Hispanic owners. An investigator asked her: "Did you run these searches?" She said no. Then admitted it was her husband. Her husband said: "Every name that I ever ran was an ICE target." Translation: I was using the police department's surveillance system to hunt people. She got fired. Along with five other Savannah PD employees. All for Flock misuse. ICE is investigating its own agent. Which means nothing will happen to him. Georgia law apparently lets Savannah police share plate data with ICE. But Savannah never agreed to that. So she just decided it was fine. Gave him the password. He turned it into a deportation tool. Now there's a paper trail showing Flock was used to target Hispanic drivers across state lines. Using a police officer's credentials. With her knowledge. The surveillance network designed to catch criminals became a hunting tool for immigration enforcement. One password away from working.
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HR is probably the absolute lowest status job one can have. I do not know a single person who respects the actual job and somehow almost every single person you meet that works in HR is an insufferable twat and everyone knows it’s a pointless, self serving industry that more often than not regresses a company than push it forward like most employees do there’s a reason Toby is the butt of many jokes in The Office and why nobody defends him when even the annoying boss no one likes bullies him.
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20 year HR professional here. Many times I’d make candidates wait a few extra minutes to see how they handled it when they got frustrated. Weeded out a lot of hot heads. Me, I’m looking for patience and understanding.
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The Kansas Industrialist, Manhattan, October 18, 1916
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Women should cover up and stop complaining. I don’t want to see your blatant nudity at the gym and half of y’all look awful anyways. As with your double standard, I don’t mind it nearly as much when the offender is fit and attractive but so many of y’all 😳🫣 yikes
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Corporate life is realizing your job requires more emotional regulation than technical skill
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One day, kids will study Donald Trump, Benjamin Netanyahu, and Vladimir Putin the same way we studied Adolf Hitler, Joseph Stalin, and Mao Zedong.
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