I clearly have no clue what I'm doing. I used to write for National Lampoon. Current film I am working on: Fun With Hackley: Axe Murderer
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Please give this a watch once a day! youtu.be/E9-aaF0vAQw @FunWithHackley #SupportIndieFilm #hashtag
I don’t know what it is, but just love the @zoesaldana T-Mobile commercial with the marshmallow coat and it so makes me want to see her in a comedy and not under Gamora makeup or Avatar effects. Has she headlined a big comedy film? She just has so much charisma
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Since it's spooooky season, wanted to let you all know our film is streaming free all over the place and would love a watch if you have an hour and a half:
YouTube: youtube.com/watch?v=vNg9oUKQ…
Tubi: tubitv.com/movies/555032/axe…
VUDU: vudu.com/content/browse/deta…
Why is it some celebrity deaths have such a great impact upon us? Cut us right to our core, despite never having a personal interaction? Today hit me hard with the passing of @Coach_Leach . I never had the opportunity to meet him. When I was writing for National Lampoon, he was
But then one day, they don’t and it shatters that illusion you had in your youth. I dunno. I felt a twinge of this when @ThatKevinSmith had his near death experience. I’m sure people like him have fans telling them non-stop that they’ve impacted them. But selfishly…
So between Shang-Chi and the Eternals trailers, I assume this next MCU phase is just films where people shoot magical lasers at silly CGI monsters, is that right? No more plot or strategy, just “can they muster enough will to magical laser this creature to defeat it”?
Academy Award voting is a fraud. Did you know the MC Hammer did NOT win an Oscar for his Addams Family movie song, “Addams Groove”???
My cats been spending a lot of time just hanging out in the shower the last few weeks. He really misinterpreted the new Cardi B song
Which do you typically prefer? The first option or second option?
33%Option 1
67%Option 2
3 votes • Final resultsBest horror/thriller movie about a real and non-extinct creature (shark, alligator, lion)? I think Jaws is sure fire number 1. Is there any obvious second place? Is the next group Lake Placid and Deep Blue Sea? Or Jaws 2? Or something else I’m forgetting?
How far does a hanging light like this have to be moving on it’s own before you stop thinking “AC is moving it” and start thinking “ghosts”? Like an inch?? More?? Less??
Getting a talk from my wife AND my mom at the same time that I need to be better about wearing pants while at home. I may have a problem if I have broken through the floor of “quarantine appropriate”
I want to watch Deep Blue Sea 3 and I’m tired of hiding that fact from the world. It’s now out in the open.
My cat: Meow
Me: No, it’s not dinner time yet.
Five minutes later.
Me: *Cleans up cat poop*
My cat: *defiantly looks at me while licking her butt*
#powerplay
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We had no idea we were so prescient when we made this part of our film.
(You can view the whole movie for free here: amazon.com/Axe-Murdering-Hac…)
@GreenAppleEnt #MaskUp #COVIDー19