@RedPaisano

Its-a me! (NSFW DNI) (Not affiliated with Nintendo or the official Super Mario series) (ran by @JesusLo38624828) Strawpage: https://xitter.cf/t.co/LNifBsx81R

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Joined May 2026
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Look-a like Mario's got a new way for you to talk to him! It's-a called a "Strawpage" Mario hopes he gets a lot of-a messages from-a friends! redpaisano.straw.page

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Super Mario (Warriors of the World)@RedPaisanoMay 29
Its-a me, Mario! Mario heard that there's another kingdom that needs-a help! Though... This-a kingdom doesn't seem-a normal to Mario. Whatever may be the case, Mario is-a always glad to help. Lets-a go!
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Uhhh... Hi...?
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Sorry it took Mario so long to get to you! But Mario has to sadly decline Mario bet it's-a very exciting, but Mario's probably in enough events already Thank you for asking though, Aris! //I'd tag you but idk your @, sorry
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Alright! Come-a get your irons!
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[Sorry, I forgot about these] Alright... Mario don't see what purpose this-a serves...
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Ohhoouuuggghhh... Why did she ram into Mario's stomach...?
M1ka31a!@XXrazeh3r0XXOct 20
*tackling you to the ground, snatching the bag of catnip out of your hand and running off on all fours*
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WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT-
M1ka31a!@XXrazeh3r0XXOct 20
*she crouches down, staring at the bag of catnip in your hand, about to lunge at you*
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... Please-a don't hurt Mario... ...please...?
M1ka31a!@XXrazeh3r0XXOct 20
50m3b0dy m3nt10n3d catn1p?!
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BUT THERE'S-A NO LAVA PUT NEARBY AND... And... .... She's-a right behind Mario, isn't she...?
Katmin Foursan - GEOCITY MODERATOR (UHCR Arc)@GeocityModerateOct 20
>LOOKING AROUND >IDEA JUST DISPOSE OF IT BY THROWING IT INTO A LAVA POOL!!!!
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//(@XXrazeh3r0XX because I can't tag you)
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B-BUT MARIO DOESN'T HAVE ANYWHERE TO HIDE IT!
Katmin Foursan - GEOCITY MODERATOR (UHCR Arc)@GeocityModerateOct 20
>Catnip >OHGOD MARIO!!! YOU GOTTA HIDE IT!!! YOU'RE GONNA SUMMON MIKAELA!!!! She won't stop till she gets her hands on it.
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Oof! Blehhhhhhh... Ew...
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No
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//Nice try, but you messaged me, the mun I'll keep that in mind though ;] P.s. If you wanna know my main too, just check the tag on this post
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There's-a no deeper meaning behind red It's-a just been Mario's favorite color since he's-a been a little paisano Thank you for the question, Ezra!
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Alrighty, let Mario show you how to Mario-cize! Hoo! Hup! Ha!
The Soldier and The Berries
@RedSlashingHoodOct 19
[Interaction Bait] ⚔️: “Alright, everyone. I want to see your skills in combat for myself. Wine here has graciously lent us dummies to use for the occasion, they are reinforced, unlike ones you may be used to. You will have to use more force than usual to do severe damage.” 🍷: “I’m just here to help keep things set up. But please, do put on a good ass show! Blow us away!” #PTWT #ParodyTWT #MVRP
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HOOOOO!!!
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Hup! So, how did-a Mario do?
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