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🚨 UPDATED TERRA CHAD RESULTS
At this point I’m not really testing whether attractive men get more matches.
We established that months ago.
Now I’m trying to figure out what actually makes women STOP matching with an attractive guy.
So recently I’ve made Terra Chad:
• 5’3
• Openly say he hates women
• Say he has zero respect for women
• Married and “separating”
• Have a pregnant wife
• Tell a match his wife is literally in active labor
• Immediately ask women to hook up
• Visit NYC from London with nowhere to stay
• Ask a woman he just matched with if he can stay at her place
• Tell women directly that his goal is just to sleep with them
And somehow we keep getting the same result:
They keep talking to him. 5’3 Chad still got interest, but not as much as the others. So height matters a lot
“I hate women” Chad had a girl call his profile disgusting… then continue the conversation and agree to a date.
Married Chad told a girl he was splitting up with his wife and she responded:
“Aww I can help you” Then SHE suggested Wednesday drinks in the West Village.
Another version told a match his wife was CURRENTLY IN LABOR at the hospital and that they were splitting up.
He immediately asked if she wanted to hook up that night.
Her response?
“Can we grab a drink first in public?”
Then gave him her number.
London Chad told a girl he didn’t even book somewhere to stay in NYC and asked if he could stay with her.
She responded:
“Haha let’s meet for a drink and find out”
This experiment started with height, race, age and location.
Then we tested unemployed Chad, broke Chad, DUI Chad, felon Chad, cheater Chad, OnlyFans Chad, “no sex” Chad.
Now we’re basically speedrunning every red flag imaginable. And I still haven’t found the line.
That’s the updated Terra Chad result:
The experiment is no longer “Does Chad win?”
It’s:
“How bad can Chad possibly make himself before being hot stops working?”
Apparently we need to go further…. Like where does the line get drawn, if it ever does??
Red Introvert retweeted
If a women is overly sexual through text before meeting, that's a good sign she'll flake.
Red Introvert retweeted
Iron Rule of Tomassi #3
Any woman who makes you wait for sex, the sex is never worth the wait.
Gentlemen, if a woman you were interested in told you she used to have casual sex, but realized she dislikes it & wants to take it slow now, would you be willing to wait awhile to have sex with her?
We'll define "awhile" as 1–2 months.
18%yes
46%no
22%maybe/depends
14%woman/see results
2,591 votes • Final results Red Introvert retweeted
Correct me if I’m wrong, but aren’t the people who are so offended by Shane Gillis’s SNL joke about women in the gym the same ones who had a meltdown over Sydney Sweeney’s commercial?
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“You liked that fucker’s monologue, huh? What was your favorite part, Travis? WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE PART??”
This is exactly the type of mid you could have chill relationship for a few years
This doesn’t affect my life because #BasementGym reigns supreme.
But I see it online all the time. Especially on instagram but also here.
Skinny girls who do not even look like they lift at all.
Filming themselves in the gym for likes and views.
What say you?
Food for thought
I'm starting to wonder if Christopher Nolan is secretly based.
He cast Lupita Nyong'o as Helen of Troy, the most beautiful woman in the world. She doesn't fit the role, she's no Halle Berry. Nobody watched that and thought, yes, that could really be the face that launched a thousand ships.
He cast the performer formerly known as Ellen Page as a soldier. Not a masculine-looking trans man who could convince you that a trans man can really look like a man. A short, weak, feminine performer who does not sell the trans agenda at all.
If he wanted to push the agenda more effectively, he could have cast a really gorgeous black actress and a convincely male-looking trans "actor". He did the opposite.
On top of that, he altered the roles these two played in a way that fits more with the reality of who they represent.
Nyong'o plays both Helen and Clytemnestra, the wife who murders her husband when he comes home from the war. We witness her stab her husband with a vicious animalistic expression on her face - acting like the worst stereotype of an aggressive black woman.
Page plays Sinon, a naive young soldier who believes the Trojan horse deception he is selling, defends it until his dying breath, and is run through with a spear. The trans performer is plays naive useful idiot who promotes a lie and is destroyed by it.
What if Nolan's casting and character re-writing choices here were really a subtle form of malicious compliance with the woke agenda?
He checked the DEI boxes on paper, but was this really good for woke-ism?
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University debate: "The most vegan meal on earth is a grass-fed steak."
Vegan: "I'm sorry, I've read the motion three times. Is it a misprint?"
Anthropologist: "No."
Vegan: "You're going to stand in front of four hundred people and tell them a steak is vegan."
Anthropologist: "The most vegan. I'd like credit for the full claim."
Vegan: "It's a dead cow."
Anthropologist: "One. What did you have for lunch?"
Vegan: "A lentil and rice bowl. Nothing died for it."
Anthropologist: "It came off a ploughed field. Mice, voles, ground nests, every insect in it, cleared out several times a year by a machine the width of this stage. One bullock feeds a person for twelve months. I'm on one death. You lost count at the starter."
Vegan: "Those are accidents."
Anthropologist: "I'll let the voles know it wasn't personal."
Vegan: "Fine. The planet. Cattle take up enormous amounts of land."
Anthropologist: "Hill, rain and grass. Land no plough can touch. He eats what grew there by itself and nobody has to clear a thing. Your lentils needed the field emptied first."
Vegan: "We could rewild it."
Anthropologist: "With what?"
Vegan: "...Grazing animals."
Anthropologist: "I've brought some."
Vegan: "This is absurd. Humans can get everything they need from plants."
Anthropologist: "There's a lawn outside. Help yourself."
Vegan: "We can't digest grass."
Anthropologist: "He can. Four stomachs and a vat of bacteria. He's the only system on earth that gets everything out of a plant, and he hands it over as protein, iron and the B12 you're taking as a tablet."
Vegan: "So your argument is that the cow is vegan."
Anthropologist: "Strictly. Never touched meat in his life. I'm simply eating a plant-based diet that's been finished properly."
Vegan: "You cannot call that vegan."
Anthropologist: "Fewest deaths, no plough, no supplements. If you've a better word for what you were after, I'll use it."
Moderator: "Time."
Vegan: "I'd like the motion read out again."
Moderator: "It's still not a misprint."
