I spend my days knocking stuff off of tables and singing the song of my people at 3AM I'm the best choice you've got 🇺🇸

Texas, USA
Joined July 2009
MickeyForPresident2028 retweeted
Nobody is ready for 2028. The survivors will call it World War Meme.
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WrestleDream: Okada finally being used like the overrated scrub that he is. Ospreay wins...zippidy doo. 4 hours? WTF?!?!
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WrestleDream: Ospreay trapped in Joe's choke, taps about 13 times but it only counts for one. McGuiness: "When you have an advantage in a Clockwork Carnage match you must take it!" No shit captain obvious, but this is the first one ever. So what the hell are you talking about?
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WrestleDream: It would have made more sense for no one to be able to score a pin until the very end because in AEW Finishers never work. Instead we're supposed to ignore every AEW show ever and act like everyone's Finish is super effective. Make it make sense @TonyKhan
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MickeyForPresident2028 retweeted
Replying to @AEW
So, as long as it's a multiple pin gimmick match, every wrestler can suddenly lose to any move instead of having to be stabbed and suffocated and given 5 Space Tiger Driver 1972's.
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WrestleDream: All of a sudden everyone can get pinned after one finisher? In a company where guys kick out of lightning strikes?
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MickeyForPresident2028 retweeted
STACKED F’N card for Kirk White’s 30th ‼️🤘
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WrestleDream: ZzZzzzz... Anyone playing @DragonsDogma ? I can't get enough of that game.
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