An absolute dagger by thot daughter

Real niggas eat goldfish

Rolling with the punches #sundayfundaynigga

Ever heard of sac mom #squid

This adderal is have a slugfest with 25 beers #fuck #noongame

Talk to me hon #tits

I might fuck around and break up with this hoe

I only put 99 octane in my Mitsubishi

It’s raining, plugs on “fall break”, just failed my math exam #college

Have the tiger write an essay on what he did. #yorkshire #noconsent

Free McChicken or 1month free social media goy cancer #debating #tossup

All 8 people involved in the #Cornell case should be tied too train tracks

Went to the library just to tweak off the addy and scroll twitter #college

Niggas out here dying while I’m just chilling at the crib jacking off #pondering

I need a girl to go bug mode on my dick

Wvu never fails to let me down #fuck

Here we fucking go pops!! Let’s have a day #WVU #gameday

Got my earbuds in listening to music while I take a shit and the beat dropped mid asswhipe

So ur telling me u want to interrupt my whippet sesh to teach you how to have sex??#womp

Left my j’s and my card at the bar last night. Have to walk down barefoot at 5 to get them back. #wtfumean

Yeah. Sweet. #bagdemic