Stand-up comic, irregular actor. Quaffer of Some Wines & Spirits, gentleman adventurer, accomplished murderer. I collect tropical fish and eat them. Move along.
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Neil McFarlane retweeted
Lonestar Comedy at the Royal Oak in Hawkhurst
Fri 8th Sep 8pm
The Royal Oak #Cranbrook #UKcomedy
@ComedyLonestar
LINE-UP
@jonnyawsum
@ReasonableNeil
Dan Evans
TIX
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#JOKEPIT THE BEST⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐INDEPENDENT COMEDY CLUBS
Neil McFarlane retweeted
The very small number of Republicans who are (very mildly) criticizing Donald for hosting a white supremacist and an anti-Semite are, for the most part, refusing to name him and leaving out the fact that Donald is also a white supremacist and anti-Semite.
Looking at you, Mitch.
Neil McFarlane retweeted
Remember when they told us we couldn’t have another Brexit vote cos THAT ONE IS FINAL? Weird how the same rule doesn’t apply to Tory Leadership votes. #ThisIsNotDemocracy #ThisIsAShambles
Neil McFarlane retweeted
Tomorrow, 40,000 BT and Openreach workers will strike for decent pay.
Last year, BT Group made £1.3bn profit, gave £750m to shareholders and paid £3.5m to its CEO.
Meanwhile, many of its workers were forced to use foodbanks.
RT if you support their strike 👊
#EnoughIsEnough
Neil McFarlane retweeted
What an excellent idea it was, to choose who runs the country by asking a few thousand elderly people with huge lawns.
Neil McFarlane retweeted
#comedy #crouchend @crouchendfest @Crouch_End
@WEARECROUCHEND Comedy Cabaret tonight at the Kings Head @jamesdowdeswell
@ReasonableNeil
@luketoulson
@DominicFrisby and more!
Get tickets in advance here: wegottickets.com/event/55167…
Neil McFarlane retweeted
COMEDY TONIGHT:
We'll set the Air Con to Cool Level One.
Come Downstairs and enjoy:
@jamesdowdeswell
@ReasonableNeil
@luketoulson
@DominicFrisby
And more!
See you soon! Info & tickets: downstairsatthekingshead.com
Neil McFarlane retweeted
If you think comedians are over-reacting about the app news, please remember: the fee to register with the Fringe for a month is just under £400. The people you (and literally thousands of other people) just gave that money too now say they don't have enough money.1/
Neil McFarlane retweeted
COMEDY this week:
4/7 Ed previews @Michellesfunny Emmanuel Sonubi
5/7 Ed previews @LukeKempner @richardandgreta
7/7 Try Outs with Howard Smith
09/07 @jamesdowdeswell @ReasonableNeil @luketoulson @DominicFrisby
And more!
See you soon! Info & tickets: downstairsatthekingshead.com
Neil McFarlane retweeted
On Wednesday 1st June, @ScotlandNT is playing @Ukraine in the #SCOUKR #WorldCup play offs ⚽️
Whether you're at the match or tuning in at home, get ready to stand united with Ukraine and sing along to the Ukrainian national anthem with us in a demonstration of solidarity 💙💛
Neil McFarlane retweeted
This is the organisation that is working with the patriarchal traditionalists that want to ban abortion in the uk - TPUK CNP, alliance defending freedom,
IN LINE WITH DUGIN & PUTIN.
Insurrectionists
KNOW THEM.
Their Patrons are Govt Ministers
and they are coming for your rights.
As the poisonous errors of progressivism & postmodernism run ever deeper in our society, we are delighted to announce our new Faith & Philosophy Research Lead, @AlbertBikaj. Read his astute inaugural article below.
orthodoxconservatives.uk/art…
Neil McFarlane retweeted
Trump danced at the NRA convention. Their little bodies aren’t even in the ground.
And he’s fucking dancing.
Neil McFarlane retweeted
Today in #MyLifeIsWeird I’m sat in the green room for Piers Morgan UNCENSORED (the producer has just told me at least three things NOT to say on air LOL #ActuallyCensored) when the other guest arrives who will be on for the second half of the show. It’s JOAN COLLINS…
Neil McFarlane retweeted
GREAT COMEDY this week:
Thurs May 26, Try Out compered by @ReasonableNeil
Then, Sat 28 May features
@eleanortiernan @marybourkecomic @charmianhughes @colinchadwick @mrstephencarlin
SuperDuper!
Hope to see you there. Cheaper in advance
Info & tickets downstairsatthekingshead.com
Neil McFarlane retweeted
Huh. So the @EHRC which is meant to promote and uphold human rights, has as their commissioner, David Goodhart, author of a recent @Policy_Exchange report calling for the "disapplication... of the Human Rights Act" for asylum-seekers who arrive by boat...
Neil McFarlane retweeted
We’re back at @BarCrooked on Wednesday with another brilliant comedy line up! See @stephencomedy @ReasonableNeil @Revillations all bring the thunder! Tix wegottickets.com/event/52769… #comedy #leightonbuzzard
Neil McFarlane retweeted
THE BIG SHOW: SUNDAY
A stonking lineup for only £6!
Tickets: event.liveit.io/34238/calend…
@liamwithnail
@marknelsoncomic
@thatvittorio
Kirsty Morrison
@r_jacz (9pm only)
@ReasonableNeil
Neil McFarlane retweeted
On the increasing reports of sexual abuse by police officers and the reporting of sexual abuse in newspapers. Please share if you agree. News At Kate 2021: Blurred Blue Lines patreon.com/posts/news-at-ka…