What was it like growing up in the 80s? The 80s:

This is the future Pete Hegseth wants.

Yall think they had iceberg lettuce on the Titanic?

Parachute pants are the ultimate fall attire

I like movie titles that don’t lie to you. Unbreakable: Bruce Willis doesn’t smile once, doesn’t even come close. Truth in advertising. 10/10. Cliffhanger: they call it Cliffhanger but every plot thread gets 100% resolved by the end. Total lie. 0/10.

Oh look! Here comes Elmo’s dad to borrow 20 bucks you’re never gonna see again and to tell you how great Primus is for the next 30 minutes

I’m gonna go out on a limb here *proceeds to walk around

Yeah I support the LGBT agenda Lets Get down to Business To defeat the Huns

FML. Just found out Ive been going to conservative events for years by accident thinking we were going to do some booblicking. Shit.

Trump is so old he has to take drugs just to get his R hard.

I never get picked for jury duty because if I ever was it would always be hung.

TFW when you can’t wait to tell everyone your thoughts on the upcoming halftime show.

I don’t like singles bars. That why I always buy Twix

Nobody: Belinda Carlisle on Antique Road Show:

Nobody: The Lord:

Kinda messed up that the video game Paper Boy included the grim reaper as one of the antagonists considering it was released just two years after the disappearance of Johnny Gosch

How I feel when I wear my CPAP

Woke up like this

“I think A tier should be the best and S tier shouldn’t exist.”

“And Alexander wept, for there were no more worlds to conquer.”

When I see my neighbors put their recycling out but this week isn’t recycling pick up.