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Lamine’s big game record post 2024 Euros is shocking. I’d give him a pass but his fans give Olise, Kane, Haaland, Dembele, and Mbappé corn for "farming" against mid teams despite eavh having considerably better numbers in the UCL + WC KOs. Jokes
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So it's Porto who decided to remind me why I temporarily quit betting and that I should have stayed quit
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Raphinha tried to do an elastico 😭😭😭 brother you’re bengali
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Dembele played 20 minutes of intense football and got injured 😭😭😭😭 Ligue 1 is a joke
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Dembele first half highlights vs psg:
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Getting 15-0 is not hard at all if you just play like this lmfaoooooooooo I will never in my life stoop so low as to not play football when playing a football simulator. Idgaf how many meta tactics or mechanics exist. Jesus Christ this looks boring af 🤣
This is what rank 1 fut champs gameplay looks like 🤝
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Dembele played twice in a week and popped his hamstring wtf.
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Lamine vs PSG
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Como sigan haciendo freidoras de aire cada vez más grandes, al final van a inventar el horno. 😂
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he trying so hard to make it look like he chilling 😭😭😭
Coffee and Contemplation just hits harder in the Tesla Cybercab.
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knowing him that’s not chocolate, probably freeze dried cow heart
Night off for @Erling 🍫☺️
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The Scorchers are the BIGGEST climbers globally in the latest FIFA Women’s World Rankings, soaring from 153rd to 104th in the world and 12th in Africa. Team ndi scorchers yomweyi!!!!
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تشكيلة الأخير علي الفانتازي بـ -456 نقطة 💀 استخدم التريبل كابتن الجولة دي على Gravenberch 😂
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what was wrong with dj khaled in 2016 😭
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Virgil van Dijk has made more errors leading to goals (4) than any other Liverpool player since the start of 2025. 😬
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First date questions: 1. Do you think Malawi needs democracy? 2. Do you know Ndilipo? 3. Let me see if Wanangwa follows you on IG
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Make your 8 balon D Or no fit touch Cr7’s 2008 😭😭😭😭 Na now I understand quality over quantity.
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Fuck bitches, get money!!!
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