@RealityAnthony

The Dr Pepper guy, my stuff https://nitter.cf/t.co/TfzeOMaIQB Venmo- @Anthony-Reality

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dude WTF I thought dust just shows up on its own
I have been warning people for years about this and urging them to get a bright flashlight and see this for themselves 24/7 365!
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FIRST PERSON TO SEND ME $10k WINS
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I been saying bruh. Jeans go six months AT LEAST
big laundry has convinced everyone they need to wash every item of clothing after wearing it once. ENOUGH. expand your mind.
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I must’ve done something wrong it hurts so bad
Best stretch bro it helps so much
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Tell that to my cracked fucking screen
Apple's hardware boss says seeing people put screen protectors on their iPhones makes his "skin crawl" The company says it works hard to make its displays durable enough without them
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Who tf put a curse on me??? I’ve been sick like 10 times this year
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AND THREE OF THE TIMES WERE 10+ DAYS
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Pickle bic, funniest shit I ever seen
I finally found one, a real one
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“I tried not to have fun and it wasn’t fun” yeah no shit 😭
WOLVERINE is absolutely TERRIBLE. It isn’t even a video game. It literally plays itself. Do NOT buy.
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We’re still being punished for saying shit about 2020 vision in 2019
people in 2019 being excited about 2020 and this decade in general
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Hmm I wonder if the owner of this account likes Minecraft content 🤔
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Yeah okay
President Trump has declared the Moon a U.S. territory.
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Yeah I get high and watch the Bob after working overtime
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Let’s rename the moon at this point. Fuck it. Thats America 2 up there
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Why does this one have more likes than the rest.
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What is he gonna search for the One Piece?
he went from “Tim Cook” to “Timothy D. Cook”
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Why show me ads at the gas pump? IM ALREADY PAYING MONEY!!!
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I’m surprised he didn’t name it Lake Trump
EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY: Lake Ontario is renamed to LAKE AMERICA! 🇺🇸
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Ghosted my ahh ✌️
Replying to @RealityAnthony
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wtf I spent $2 on this @mmschocolate plz send help
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