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To a bull, everything's a buy signal 🧸 | Ex-#Tesla cultist 🪫 | Derivatives 𝛅 𝛄 𝒗 𝜽 𝞺 🧮 | Say no to buy & hold, it's a trap 🪤

Munich, Bavaria
Joined March 2022
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Wait for it. Teslemmings are coming to justify...
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Elon Musk is holding an impromptu all hands meeting with Twitter engineers. Nothing super exciting on the product side. So far he's talked a lot about free speech and how Twitter should be a digital town square within the realm of law.
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Elon Musk just got fact-checked on his own platform for his lies about his family’s apartheid mineral mine
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TESLA TO RECALL 362,758 FULL SELF-DRIVING US VEHICLE - NHTSA $TSLA
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JUST IN: Tesla fires dozens of employees at its Buffalo, New York factory one day after Autopilot workers announced a union campaign, organizers say trib.al/uSIugp3
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“Dating a guy who drives a Tesla? Don’t…” Lmao this is going to trigger so many $TSLA bros
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NEW: Elon Musk directed Twitter engineers to design a secret system to boost his tweets over everyone else's after his post about the Super Bowl did poorly compared to President Biden's: platformer.news/p/yes-elon-m…
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Myth: Just a small area of solar panels plus storage can power the world. Truth: Storing just 3 days of global energy would cost $590 trillion at @elonmusk’s current prices. And the panels would take up more space than all the world’s cities, towns, and villages combined. 🧵👇
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Two young moms, two neighbours and friends, killed by Russians yesterday in Dnipro. Forever young and beautiful. RIP… #StopRussia #StandWithUkraine
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Used Tesla resale value loss over the last 72 hours is the biggest wealth loss for car owners in recent automotive history. Even when Saab and Saturn folded their cars did not plunge in value like this.
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Two friends Olha Usova and Irina Salamatenko killed in Dnipro by Russian X22 missile. Excellent doctors, volunteers, Irina has two children, Olya has a little son. There’s only one way to fight terrorists. And we all know what it is.
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“Tesla lowering prices by $13,000 is going to devastate the company in the long term." bit.ly/3GHdT0n
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Niemand behauptet, dass unsere Sanktionen die #IranRevolution zum Erfolg tragen werden. Das schaffen die Menschen im #Iran, die so mutig für ihre Freiheit kämpfen, selbst! Aber sie erwarteten zu Recht, dass 🇩🇪 & 🇪🇺 sie dabei unterstützen. #IRGCterrorists tagesspiegel.de/politik/sank…
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Your day will come. Credit: Reza Bird
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Hossein Salami, the Commander-in-Chief of the Islamic Republic Revolutionary Guard Corps, threatened to kill those associated with Charlie Hebdo: "Muslims will take revenge sooner or later.and you may arrest the avengers, but the dead will not come back to life.” #MahsaAmini
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👀 @kimbal (Board member of @Tesla) is no longer following @elonmusk
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SEVEN YEARS ago today and Tesla barely summons across a busy parking lot. $TSLAQ xitter.cf/elonmusk/status/686279…
In ~2 years, summon should work anywhere connected by land & not blocked by borders, eg you're in LA and the car is in NY
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Les mollahs ont mis une semaine à trouver la sortie ! Retrouvez : 👉 Les mollahs, caricaturistes malgré eux 👉 Zoom sur la détérioration des métiers du son 👉 Enquête sur les implants Essure, un désastre sanitaire national En vente mercredi !
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I obtained surveillance footage of the self-driving Tesla that abruptly stopped on the Bay Bridge, resulting in an eight-vehicle crash that injured 9 people including a 2 yr old child just hours after Musk announced the self-driving feature. Full story: theintercept.com/2023/01/10/…
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