@Real_Slurp

Liberal tears, fresh-squeezed daily.

Joined October 2023
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There was an opportunity for Iranians to rise up and clean house, not long ago. Now, it seems they are back to screaming about the Infidel, fanatically. Some peoples are destined to be subjects. They will crow to whomever they perceive as their current masters.
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David Hog is trying to figure out how he was at FSU, yesterday.
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Zelensky is like an unleashed toddler in Costco, racing around the store begging for the free samples.
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As I see the usual X juiceboxes whining about Trump, saying “SEE??? Do you regret voting for him NOW??” I want to say he’s doing exactly what I voted for. What part of winning do they think is losing? It is fun to watch them bawl, hysterically. They want so bad for us to fail.
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Replying to @TyVulpintaur @thekeyspleaze @Texasbrn @realdogeusa @realDonaldTrump
It’s not the same game, tho. Seriously, let’s discuss. They are nowhere near the same level to play tit-for-tat. Which is why I think this is a misconstrued story. This would be like the corner mom&pop trying to wage war against Walmart, for real.
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And there’s so much more at play. If IBM GDL were thrown in the mix, and left GDL, it would hurt their local economy/workforce far more than it would affect IBM, who only moved there to utilize the dirt-cheap labor (compared to IBM San Jose, CA, where they screwed U.S. workers).
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I’ll need all disenfranchised juiceboxes to simmer down. No more excuses for personal stagnation or unemployment. Start at McDonald’s, upgrade to a city/state job (eg, sanitation), and you can run for President, one day. No limits; work hard. Get a job, juicebox. #Trump2024
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It’s amazing how 🐫ah is now stating “multiple debates” should be had when she rejected the offer over a month ago. 🐫ah rejected the opportunity to go forth with the previously scheduled 9-4 debate. But she can go online and answer the questions she didn’t answer on 9-10, sure.
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🔫 wow. I had to see for myself. The watergun emoji turns into this. Dunno for how long. What a cool easteregg. 🔫
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“You are the path to prosperity and I think Kamala is the opposite.” Elon Musk to President Trump.
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For anyone who couldn’t get in, or missed, here is the Elon/Trump interview. The beginning is the music, until they started talking, so fast-forward thru that. Enjoy, if ya missed, it was awesome!!! #Trump2024 #ElonAndTrumpSpaces xitter.cf/i/spaces/1nAKEpNkLwoxL
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I’m becoming more and more settled with JD. 👍Of course I had “more strategic” choices in my draft. However, in retrospect, I think President Trump not only needs, but deserves the most loyal Veep as he leads the charge forward. I’ll trust his insight, and wisdom. #Trump2024
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My dad raised us four boys. Like a boss. And he always made sure we had plenty of tampons in our bathroom. Now we have a VP who is going to make sure we have that same comfort zone at school. I’m gushing. With pride. Pride is gushing. Ah, anyway, man. #TamponTim #Trump2024
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I still think Tulsi would have been the best strategic choice, for Trump. But as more is revealed about the stolen valor veep Camela has chosen, the weird Bernie-esque dude that shook his own wife’s hand after being rolled out, the more interesting this gets. #Trump2024 #Awalz
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I know I’m so effin shadowed, but… man, the libs are gonna bitch no matter what, so who cares if Donald says, “in light of recent events…” and just says fukkit and goes with Tulsi. That, or y’all better do more than run your clams to get him and JD elected. #Trump2024
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I never cease to be amazed at how many people talk about the president as tho they are voting for someone to keep a fueled teet at the ready. By god, Camela will get us TROUNCED on the world stage. Trump may be obnoxious, but at least he’s HEARD. That’s why, #TRUMP2024
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I know he’s long-hauling, but I care more about our borders, and int’l. I’m not electing a pres to wipe my ass, but to ensure I can wipe my ass in freedom. I care less about fruitcakes, than terrorists. It’s his job to get after int’l tariff, more than local taxes.
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When Camela starts timelining with her hands, I know she’s about to unburden herself of another word salad. It’s most entertaining when she starts babbling when she doesn’t have anything to say. #BabbalaHarris
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I wonder if Camela is revisiting her mantra. What are the Vegas odds for her saying, “Unburdened by Biden, as we look to the future,” as she’s giggling at the convention? I need a meme. Anybody? #UnburdenedByBiden #Trump2024
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If you have a sense of déjà vu that is reminiscent of a four-year period you spent raging about Trump over terrible things that never happened, and are worried these things that never happened will happen now, you might need a dose of #hotX. Hobbies-other- than-X. #Trump2024
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I hope you stick around, tho. After four years of watching you gleefully cheer on the demise of a hospice patient, insisting he’s the absolute best your democratic party can produce, along with that cackling, unburdened sidekick, you kinda owe us your unbridled, documented rage.
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