Parody Account. Professional Political Scatologist. Award Giver. Sewer Creature Connoisseur. DMs Ignorer. Bot Blocker.

Joined February 2026
HEATH BETTAG Remember when the Panama Papers came out, revealed that all rich people in the world are part of enormous criminal network to dodge taxes and hoard stolen wealth in offshore accounts, and the journalist who reported was murdered by a car bomb, and no one was held accountable, and literally nothing happened. Remember that there are 3 million files of documented evidence about powerful men and women who raped, cannibalized, trafficked, filmed, terrorized, tortured, hunted, and murdered 13, 14, 15 year children, and no one was held accountable, and literally nothing happened. Remember that the United States literally kidnapped a sitting president of a foreign country and his wife and they’ve just been sitting in jail for the past 6 months, and no one was held accountable, and literally nothing happened. Remember that there are two genocides—one in Gaza and the other in Lebanon—and that there are arrest warrants for war crimes and crimes against humanity, and no one was held accountable, and literally nothing happened.        This is what will happen—and continue to happen— if we do not unite to enforce international law.
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Replying to @badazn
Whatcha mean?
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Member when MAGA used to put Americans First? Oh I MEMEBER!
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Donnie Donnie. You really failed us. Seems history repeats itself: “Our president will start a war with Iran because he has absolutely no ability to negotiate. He’s weak and he’s ineffective. We have a real problem in the White House. So, I believe that he will attack Iran sometime prior to the election, because he thinks that’s the only way he can get elected. Isn’t it pathetic?”
.@POTUS: We have to stop Iran from having a nuclear weapon, and we've done that. We've defeated their navy, their air force, their leadership structure. We have control over the Hormuz Strait. Their money is valueless. They're in big trouble.
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The Asmongold Movie™
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Steve Bannon is Roach Fedentes’s puppeteer
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Charlie Kirk on the Palestinian genocide: "Maybe you shouldn’t kill Jews, you stupid Muslims." "As a gay person in Gaza, you’d be thrown off of a tall building. But now they don’t have any tall buildings left."
Hasan sings “We Are Charlie Kirk” at the Fear& live tour
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Has there ever been a more obnoxious man?
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Voting is fake and gay.
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Repeal the 19th? it's spreading
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Me talking to my stupid ass family members
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Replying to @Real___iTamara
Just like Hitler, huh? Nothing lacks morals or human decency like Kirk supporters. What unAmerican trash.
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Replying to @catturd2
How about this for an honest opinion: If you believe Catturd doesn’t employ bot farms, I have an Open Strait of Hormuz to sell you.
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KeithAmericaStrong🇺🇸💪🏼✝️
@Americaonly9Aug 1
“Jesus was a jew” “the Bible was written by jews” “Paul specifically said we should bless Israel & bless the jews, it’s repeated all throughout the Torah”… “don’t you think we should honor the jews”- all from Charlie Kirk’s mouth. But it’s ok I know you’ll get in your feelings & cope & seethe at me for saying all of this, instead of for Charlie who as proven in this video manufactured more consent & made more college students feel bad for calling jewish occupation of America than anyone!! Idc I’ll take the bullets that’s fine, keep telling yourself he was “turning on the jews” & get mad at me for pointing out without him jews wouldn’t have had the stronghold they do on Christians, college kids, boomers & just in general. Cope & seethe for your fake hero Charlie that was presented to you on a platter by ppl like Candace, Tucker, Megyn Kelly. All controlled opposition narrative pushers. I love it I’ll eat up your coping & your projections/deluding yourself because I. Don’t. Give. A. Fu*k. About this psyop that’s only served to distract from real important issues for a year now & will continue to, took away from 9/11 noticing, divided the country even more then ever with left & right kuz “Tyler Robinson the leftist did it & had ppl spending literally months in total on spaces, Candace & Tucker “bombshell shows” & more, so much energy wasted on a 100% psyop over a guy that nobody liked, a lot of ppl hated actually before the fake “see you in Valhalla 33hrs later” Masonic kosher theatre assassinati*n. Take it out on me idc it’s totally fine because I’m done with this nonsense, we’re losing our country in so many ways it’s not even funny anymore & a year later ppl are still analyzing Candace videos she’s somehow magically got. Yeah okay! Where’s it all led to? Any leads on who “kil*ed Charlie? Any theories besides the stupid ones, any persons of interest? FBI still got the case open? Nope! Anything at all? No, nothing. Despite months & months & so much energy wasted on another freaking psyop. That’s why idgaf anymore because the beast system keeps getting built, ai advances, Trump goes to war with Iran, Ukraine brother war still going, H1B’s Indians flowing into America stealing American jobs, no mass deportations & mRNA still on the shelves. Where’s the months of spaces & endless wasted energy on that? It’s nowhere, because the cool kids aka “influencers” who are pushed in your YouTube algorithms & space hosts don’t wanna touch those topics, there’s no grifting & money in that space. Instead they’ll trauma bond with you endlessly over some fake bs & a person you used to despise. No more heroes & wasted energy
KeithAmericaStrong🇺🇸💪🏼✝️
@Americaonly9Aug 1
Omfg yes. Somebody with discernment thank you lord. This 100% contrived narrative of “Charlie was turning on the jews” is shattered in this excellent video. Charlie at the start “Jesus was a jew, the Bible was written by jews” lmfao bro & don’t tell me “but he woke up!” No he didn’t! He fake woke to help further this narrative before his fake assassinati*n”
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JOKAMRREDPILLZ
@JOKAQARMY1Jul 29
🤣 🤣 they gotta chill.
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فإما حياةٌ تسُرُّ الصديق ... وإما مماتٌ يغيظُ العدا
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These trashy monarchists posted up at the entrance of my talk to protest and harass me. They are the same freaks who celebrated and danced in the streets of Georgetown literally the day after the US murdered 168 school kids and teachers in Minab. And you can hear them justify bombing that school - the crime of the century - as a legitimate target. I might have just ignored them under normal circumstances, but I had just spent the week in the rubble of homes of ordinary Iranians who they lobbied my government to bomb. In the ruins of one destroyed Tehran apartment where an entire family of 12 was slaughtered in a US strike, I found clothes belonging to young children about the same age as mine. So it was impossible to pass by these accessories to murder without venting my disgust at them. Actually, the whole experience was cathartic. God damn these deranged Persian gusanos and their Clown Prince too.
We were protesting outside @busboysandpoets yesterday, holding a sign that said “+40,000 people were killed by Islamic Republic in two days,” while Max Blumenthal was inside spreading the Iranian regime’s filthy lies.
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NDA EXPIRED? A trans influencer alleges that the late Lindsey Graham paid her a “fat stack of cash” to do “unspeakable things” to him. And then she REALLY ripped into this “sissy” senator’s homophobia… “Eulogy for a horny hypocrite”
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