don’t make me get money and platinumize my body

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Joined March 2009
Billy this is Christian Eriksen. He’s one of the best attacking midfielders in the world. His defect is he has a pacemaker
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Criminals being let over the border by little Marco @SecRubio
As I reported hours ago, Flávio Bolsonaro has arrived safely in United States. The mastermind behind this operation is U.S. Secretary of State @SecRubio . From the United States, free and safe, Flávio will lead the opposition against Lula.
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Hitting hard if you’re stupid personified
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Huck will suck you off to completion for a Netanyahu vote! Get in line!
Today is election day in Israel, which is a national holiday. All voting is in person, ID required. No mail-in or absentee ballots. Arabs vote same as Israelis. Contentious process, but it's a democracy-not many of those in this region!
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The Arab voters are Israeli citizens. Listing them in contrast to Israelis is misconstruing the facts. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arab_citi… cfr.org/backgrounders/…
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This is literally all she thinks about. Baby probably laying there hoping to get some attention but idiot mommy is posting the same thing 400 times a day.
This becomes hysterical when you understand the person calling people extremists believes men can get pregnant lol
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For years, eating at Cheesecake Factory or Olive Garden or Red Lobster was a special occasion for many American families. It was a luxury reserved for a graduation or perhaps an anniversary. Meanwhile, Barack Hussein Obama and his spouse regularly dine at upscale restaurants around the world - including one diner where the tasting menu costs $390 per person and another that served $175 steaks. The melted condescension cost extra. No "smelly Walmart people" or bitter Americans clinging to their guns and religion in Obama's puffed up world.
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Sloppin it up to show obummer who's boss!
Clinging to my guns and religion at the Greensboro Cheesecake Factory tonight.
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Whole 20 page menu ordered
Unexpectedly in Washington, and in honor of all of us that Barack Hussein Obama looks down on, had lunch at @Cheesecake Factory!
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Incredible video sir
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Obama mocking Cheesecake Factory tells you everything about how out of touch political elites are. Growing up, eating there was a special occasion for my family, just as it is for millions of Americans today. Obama is telling on himself here.
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A fun thing to do at Halloween parties this weekend is ask grok to do an epic roast on unhinged mode
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Damn. It's joever
I fucked up and talked to the negotiator on the phone long enough for them to box me in. They have dogs so I'm probably done for.
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Bob Maplethorpe retweeted
BREAKING 🚨🚨🚨 Two straight conservative men forced to kiss as Lula begins rolling out terrifying left-wing agenda in Brazil.
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Ok slingblade
Can anybody name ONE example of where the political right has rigged an election in recent years? It’s almost ALWAYS the left that rigs elections. It’s comforting to know that this problem exists outside of the United States too, but it SHOULDN’T exist period.
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Looks like shit
Watch Episode 1 of our Odyssey series made with Grok Imagine. Let us know in the comments if you'd like a full breakdown of how it was done! Creative collaboration with @WonderStudiosX and director Dev Walker @glumlot_
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You look like the people from Wall-E
Ladies and gentlemen, I think we may have found the new White House Press Secretary! @NICKIMINAJ
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NEW - Adolf Hitler's Alpine retreat, the Eagle's Nest, was completely destroyed after a potential arson attack last night in Bavaria's Berchtesgaden, Germany.
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Admitting his base is illiterate
Dems placing a second Dan Sullivan on the ballot in Alaska (a fake candidate designed to conceal who is the actual US Senator running for re-election) is one of the most egregious attacks we have seen on the integrity of American elections. It reveals pure contempt for voters.
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Petr is simply the best
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Joe Mazzulla says the Celtics analytics staff studied situations where teams led by at least 20 over the last decade. He says that when you’re up by 20 in today’s game, not only is growing that to 30 not a realistic expectation, but due to variance, you’re really up by 15. It will most likely shrink to 6 or 7. It comes down to how you then handle that situation.
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