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What's really stealing your kids' souls is that little electronic portal of anonymous evil that's glued to their hands. No one's putting a razor blade in an apple. The problem is Apple, the company. #Halloween
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Clarence Thomas grew up in abject poverty in the segregated South.
When he was studying to become a priest, a classmate passed him a note that read, “I like Martin Luther King.”
On the back was one word: “dead.”
That was the racism he endured. It's an important part of understanding the man who would become one of the most consequential Supreme Court justices in American history.
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Eating with Trump is like dating Taylor Swift. A lot of laughs at the time, but later on they’re tearing you a new asshole.
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Bill Maher has been so consistently great on defending free-range childhood and scorning safetyism.
Here, in 8 minutes, he basically summarizes The Anxious Generation, The TAG Movement, and Let Grow.
Thanks @billmaher!
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Real Time with Bill Maher retweeted
One reason young people want socialism so much is that they're jealous that older people have it and they don't.
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Bill Maher: “The DSA is not socialism, it is communism.”
He's right. And that far-left extremism is coming to Los Angeles when Nithya Raman becomes mayor.
If I'm not in office, no one will be there to push back. The governor's race is more important than it's EVER been!
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There is just something thrilling about being announced when you're in the White House, when you're outside the Oval Office, and you hear the aide say, "Sir, your 7 o’clock low-ratings dummy is here."
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Somehow, liberal ideas ended up on the other side of the tracks from what progressives support. #RTOvertime
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Pete Hegseth says the firing-squad execution of that Fort Hood shooter, Nadal Hasan, will be livestreamed so that "people are able to watch it." And be sure to smash that “like” and “subscribe” button.
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Human nature is bad, and the best we can do is create institutions that don't make it so easy to be worse.
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Everyone complains about America being such a terrible place. But if you want it to stop being so terrible, stop being terrible people.
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Bad jobs report today. Unemployment ticked up to 4.2% in September. It's so bad, crypto bros have had to take on a second grift.
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Bipartisanship is such a dirty concept now that we can only practice it in secret, like how Republicans are with homosexuality.
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Trump took Xi on a tour of his projects. Xi builds entire cities in a week, and Trump shows off his helipad? It's like showing Gordon Ramsey how you can reheat pizza.
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Our approach to spending has been so ridiculously unstable and unsustainable for so long that A.I. ending the world is a solution.
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Republicans never talk about the fraudsters Trump has pardoned. Philip Esformes, the largest health care fraudster in U.S. history at $1.3 billion, had his sentence commuted. Trump runs crypto scams.
His kids get government contracts and Russian oligarchs paying for wedding after parties. This is why Americans associate the word "corrupt" with the Republican Party now. The hypocrisy is staggering.
