@RealStanDarsh

Dad. Michigander. Philly sports & Red Wings hockey through and through. OPINIONS ARE MY OWN!!!

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Joined January 2009
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I have finally settled on this year's team name for all my fantasy football leagues. It's a cross between @JManziel2 and @DannyDeVito it’s all about the implication. #FantasyFootball Team Name: Gang Implicates Johnny Football
🤖 Made with AI
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Abysmal dogshit. He's so clearly phoned it in after the first game back, I'd rather they just scratch him and move on. This isnt good for anyone
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James Phoenix@JPhoenix7Oct 14
Actions speak louder than words. Get it done @DetroitRedWings #LGRW
Michael Whitaker
@mwhitaker_89Oct 14
Shawn Horcoff: “Simon remains a priority for us….he’s a big part of our core.” #LGRW #RedWings
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The Phillies have signed Don Mattingly to a two-year contract for the 2027 and 2028 seasons
Graphic. Signed Don Mattingly - Manager

ALT Graphic. Signed Don Mattingly - Manager

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CAT’S STAYING HOME‼️ We’ve signed Alex DeBrincat to a 7-year contract extension with an AAV of $13,000,000.
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@DetroitRedWings
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I have a bone to pick with my algorithm. Why is it only now introducing me to @LIDSKIZ ? This is an “I need to speak to your manager” moment.
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This is the most satisfying news possible.
Winged Wheel Podcast@WingedWheelPodOct 14
🚨 SIGNED: The Detroit Red Wings make it official: Alex DeBrincat is staying in Hockeytown through 2033-34, 7 years x $13 million. Per @PuckPedia: full NTC in years 1-4, 10 team trade list in year 5, 18 team M-NTC in year 6, 13 team M-NTC in year 7. #LGRW How're we feeling? ⤵️
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Some days I feel like @BrunoMars with the radiance of the sun. Today, I feel like @TheDaxFlame comically ingenious but aware of everything that will mess up my day. #TuesdayThoughts
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Everyone's posting about @XMoney paying it forward. My return has been zero. I think "forward" is just a direction nobody's ever returned from. #PayItForward #XMoney #FinTwitter
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I love surprising people with 𝕏 Money. Been giving amounts like…. $100, $50, $25, $5, $1 Who wants to pay it forward? 👀
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Lane Johnson
@LaneJohnson65Oct 6
Thank you. 🦅
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Eagles on Real
@BirdsOnRealOct 4
EAGLES FANS ITS GAMEDAY!!! Can I get a “GO BIRDS”? 🦅
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We’ve signed TE Zach Ertz.
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Let’s Go!!!!
NFL
@NFLSep 21
TE Zach Ertz to sign with Eagles practice squad. (via @adamschefter)
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Go Birds. Go Birds. Go Birds. Go Birds. Go Birds. Go Birds. Go Birds. Go Birds. Go Birds. Go Birds. Go Birds. Go Birds. Go Birds. Go Birds. Go Birds. Go Birds. Go Birds. Go Birds. Go Birds. Go Birds. Go Birds. Go Birds. Go Birds. Go Birds. Go Birds. Go Birds. Go Birds. Go Birds.
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James Phoenix@JPhoenix7Sep 15
Today would be a great day to offer Simon Edvinsson and Alex Debrincat an eight year contract. Just sayin… #LGRW
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Jalen Hurts
@JalenHurtsSep 14
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The Detroit Red Wings name Shawn Horcoff interim General Manager. Details » bit.ly/interimgm_
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Whatever algorithm messed with my @X feed today, thank you. It’s all beautiful looking gals in @Eagles gear!
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I’ll even buy the after morning pancakes
Krissy@krissyl0214Sep 14
Let's try something different today. Let's fuck *Monday* in the ass instead! Raw, no lube.
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