Husband. Father. Life enthusiast. Cynical commentary on sports and politics a speciality. Read words I write on https://xitter.cf/t.co/Mgs8r5c6mv.
Donegal, Ireland
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“Maguire's made a mockery of things there. You can't be harping on about great power and great responsibility if you're going to act like that.
Wasting time whilst the villains are still out there, Dancing around because he's got himself a new black suit? embarassing.”
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It's too big
#BREAKING: Canada has unveiled a new design to the Canadian Passport.
It will be rolled out this summer.
It’s not red.
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Bringing your dad both screwdrivers because you don’t know what he’s talking about.
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"Oh yeah, Lent. What are you giving up? Being the biggest eejit in the priesthood?"
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BAFTAS 2023: Sofia and Carlo Dolmio cause a stir on the red carpet - their first public appearance since announcing their intention to step back from Dolmio Family duties
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Lady Gaga says she’s not impressed by Saturn and Jupiter having more than 175 moons between them.
“Perhaps they should spend less time building endless moons and more time working out how to support life,” she grumbled
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F1 star Lewis Hamilton thrilled to discover his Mercedes for the 2023 season includes a lead so he can play Spotify from his phone.
“Phew! No more fannying around with CDs mid-race,” he told reporters
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After Met Éireann warns of icy road conditions, one motorist is increasingly concerned he'll end up in The Ditch.
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Mars!!!
128 million miles away. Listen to the sounds.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
This video is made of images from the Curiosity rover, which does not have microphones on board to record sound. The sound was added in artificially afterward.
Video from the same images from the NASA JPL YouTube Channel: youtube.com/watch?v=0fva2p…
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I HEREBY DECLARE ANYONE READING THIS ON A SATURDAY NIGHT TO BE A DUMB SON OF A BITCH
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Prince Harry admits he illegally downloaded multiple movies and albums in his younger years, including ‘Harold & Kumar Get The Munchies’, ‘Beverly Hills Chihuahua’ and ‘Onka’s Big Moka’ by Toploader
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Harry Styles cancels gig in Bologna after injuring his vocal chords doing an impression of Marge Simpson
