I'm 90 something yrs old, chain smoke unfiltered Camels & I'm the announcer of the @hbwhbp but most importantly I have immaculate butt cheeks.
Chicago, IL
Joined March 2018
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Threesome!RT @nypost: Best friends for 80 years move into same senior home ❤️ trib.al/saZo6kS
Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary. @danabeers party at Te’ Jays tonight to celebrate. You better fuckin be there
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Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary @danabeers I’m having an anniversary party tonight at Te’ Jay’s. You better be there!!
A big thank you to @danabeers for buying me a fuck book at Te' Jay's in Chicago last night! Dave, you've got yourself a hell of an employee! @stoolpresidente @BarstoolBigCat
@danabeers there's a Dana Beers lookalike at Te' Jay's signing fuck books tonight. I'm gonna beat the fuck out of him for impersonating you. 👍
@danabeers update: Turns out the Dana Beers lookalike signing fuck books at Te' Jay's was tougher than I thought. I'm sending this from the hospital. He beat the fuck outta me. I'd still do it again. See ya at Te' Jay's later tonight? Say 2 AM?
What store is this? I will buy everything they got!!!
Thrift store left in sticky situation after customers won’t stop donating used sex toys trib.al/pnE8LVP
Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary @danabeers Dana, are you coming to my anniversary party tonight at Te Jay’s???
#BarstoolSportsbook @EddieBarstool @stoolpresidente @BarstoolBigCat I took a big time gamble last night and the Guatemalan prostitute turned out to be lovely so I’m rolling the dice again since I’m feeling lucky. Wish me luck! barstoolsportsbook.com/bets?…
YES!!!!! I am putting in an order right now!!! I bet @BarstoolBigCat & @stoolpresidente are as well...
Another L for @danabeers 4-star safety Daeh McCullough flips commitment from Cincinnati to Oklahoma l.smartnews.com/ABZTc/JyeyDe #SmartNews
Get yourself some Botox @danabeers you joke stealing, limp dick bastard
This guy has got to be related to @BarstoolBigCat
Happy Mother's Day to my mom. I would have come to visit you in the nursing home today if I was not banned for fleecing all the residents at bingo.
It's good to see Roger Goodell finally doing some good. Am I right @stoolpresidente ? RT @Reuters: A clown disinfects a poverty-stricken area of India's Mumbai, hands out masks to children
Just because I find a man's butt cheeks super attractive doesn't mean I'm not #superstraight