@RealShortcake_
 United States
Joined November 2023
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๐–ฆนยฐโ€งหš. shortcake ! แŸแŸโ˜†, . personal 1v1 scoreboaed โคท , . , โ‚Šหš โ€” :: obsessed with haine โ‹ฎ โ‹†.หš full time simp โ‹…หš เฌณ โ€งโ‚Šโ‹…
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Fuck that one vtuber who curses teams for the world cup
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Sitting alone drinking because everyoneโ€™s left me like itโ€™s a US drama show
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Called plumber over, big polish guy. Immediately says I should sue whoever built my toilet because it canโ€™t be fixed without breaking tiles. Asks if he can break the tiles I say yes he breaks the back of my toilet to fix my toilet. Do I still sue the guy who build the toilet?
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Who builds a toilet that canโ€™t be accessed by any normal person?
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People who wear hoodrich like itโ€™s a bulletproof vest are clowns ts is NOT tough
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I donโ€™t feel like Iโ€™m doing much right at the moment. I donโ€™t know how to change it
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Seriously what was the point of me going to uni getting the SPECIFIC DEGREE TO HELP if youโ€™re not going to listenโ€ฆ
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End of the day you wonโ€™t listen to me. What does it matter.
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Oh right itโ€™ll just end up costing me! I love putting my paycheck towards this!!!
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I hate optimists I hate people who look at a 50/50 chance of success and assume theyโ€™ll get it right, you wonโ€™t the real world is never 50/50 and every time you lose you fuck everyone else over. Be real and know the 50/50 is never won fuck you
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Why is therapy in London ยฃ160 per hour? The world straight up hates me
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People who willingly go to Paris are a different breed
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We have reached the point in time I have to whatapp an AI fucking agent on WHATSAPP because im not allowed to remove someone who doesnt live with me off a bill i pay for.
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My flatmates gf doesnโ€™t clear her hair from the drain and itโ€™s clogged my drain I hate women that do this.
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Nice
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I wish what I billed clients was actually money for me and not just for my boss ๐Ÿฅฒ
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I'd like tp personally apologise to the 400 sheets of paper I just wasted for this trial bundle. I made 5 errors which require a full restart
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No Zibai weapon for me ๐Ÿ˜” the C1R1 dream dies at C1R0
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Friendly PSA. If youโ€™re given a contract, inventory, anything that requires a signature. Read the damn document. Itโ€™s boring, itโ€™s annoying. It saves you money and time in the future. So just do it
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Peak employment is playing genshin while pretending to do work to not get more work
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