put that fruit right into my basket.
Los Angeles, CA
Joined May 2011
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I'm sitting here watching NBA Today @ESPNNBA thinking about what John Witherspoon (RIP) from the film "Friday" would say: "Big Perk!? Big who?! Big, I don't give a damn! Just having fun, @KendrickPerkins. I respect your respect for DETROIT BASKETBALL! @DetroitPistons
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In case you forgot, no one wants to see or smell your bare feet on a 4 hour flight. Park your dogs in your shoes, then do everyone in your orbit a favor and take a shower promptly upon landing. Next time fly @SouthwestAir, they're used to this shit.
@Delta, this flight stinks.
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RIP, Robert Redford. Love your films, but Twilight Zone fans will always toast your sweet turn as Mr. Death. May you be welcomed just as warmly.
"I don't prefer to look back at my earliest efforts, but I have to admit I'm proud of that one."
— Redford on "Nothing in the Dark"
I've never heard this dude talk before this morning, but good Lord, this clown couldn't be more full of himself.
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Elon deleted my tweet yesterday but I'll try again today... I was yakking at @FirstTake telling them that @dak is not a top ten QB in the NFL, period. The guy is hurt and doesn't make the big play when it's needed.
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Please, for the love of bumblebees, tell me why it's so hard to actually send 4K content across your platforms to Roku TV sets, @DisneyPlus @hulu_support because y'all constantly toss HD when it says 4K
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Life is by far the biggest waste of time. There is no point in putting any work in trying to find happiness as the universe will pull the rug out from under you and shit all over your face. I can sustain happiness for about 3 minutes before the next swift kick to the balls
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You need to be more, you loser, @BeMore27. You set a horrible example for any youngster watching you throw heating blankets like a turd and that press conference where you don't even bother to apologize; you're a childish piece of shit
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Whoa, this dude must wear big clown shoes.
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Jamaal Murray is a steaming turd pile; throwin' hissy fits and heating pads. Oh and crying like a sad poop stain. Thank you, @Timberwolves.
#WolvesIn4
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Hey @Google, how much longer do we need to wait for y'all and @Apple to wrap this up?
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Kevin Conroy IS Batman and always will be for many of the kids born in the 80's, like myself who grew up on the animated series. Rest in power, Sir.
#BatmanTheAnimatedSeries #KevinConroy
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Whoever wrote this article is an absolute moron. "Meanwhile, New York ranked 18th on the list, and Los Angeles ranked even lower at 45th."
FYI Los Angeles is a CITY in the state of CA
How much money Gen Z workers earn in every state cnbc.com/2022/09/03/how-much…
Damn, girl. Damn! Yay for woman and sports
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#SabrinaIonescu
Homie just mows, trying to hide his stinky little head until I wake up to chase him.... What cat wants to get chased? Mine does...
#WeirdCats #CatsOfTwitter
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