⚾️ RadioJesus ⚾️ retweeted
him just letting the capybara in is fucking killing me Yeah come on in whatever man
Una familia llamó a sus perros para que entraran en casa al sonar la alarma de tornado… y una capibara aprovechó para colarse detrás de ellos
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Video is AI, the original is a deer
x.com/IllogicalLying…
⚾️ RadioJesus ⚾️ retweeted
Remember, Halloween isn’t until tomorrow. If you go out tonight and see a vampire or skeleton, you shoot them with a gun.
This is so much cooler than the Dodgers winning anything ever again.
He's waited decades for this. He's never stopped believing. This is a dream come true.
Enjoy this clip. He's everybody's dad tonight.
#brewcrew #mlb #milwaukeebrewers
Troy Aikman says he forgot Halloween candy and handed out autographed cards instead, then remembered the candy the next year and somehow disappointed the kids
Aikman: “One year for Halloween, I got home from practice. I was single, was at the house, totally forgot it was Halloween. And all of a sudden, I had kids coming to my door. I had no candy.”
“And I was like, ‘Oh man,’ I felt like an absolute loser. So these card companies would send me my football cards, and it’s all I could think of. So I pull out these cards and I just signed them for the kids as they came to the door, sign a card and hand it to them.”
Dale: “They’re kids and that’s normally who wants those.”
Aikman: “Yeah. And so then the next year I got smart and I was prepared and I had candy. And then I had more kids that came to my door than I had the year before, and I’m handing them out candy, and they’re like, ‘Oh man, we want the autographed football card.”
⚾️ RadioJesus ⚾️ retweeted
This is the greatest throw by any quarterback in the history of this sport.
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*world where Scott and Chris Hansen swapped jobs*
Scott: “And we will cut to our Fresno sting house as a predator has just now arrived an- HE’S MAKING A RUN FOR IT AAAND TACKLED FROM BEHIND”
Chris: “What kind of sick, depraved man… reaches for the pylon… at the goal line?”
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From time to time I think about how the Giants were coming off a Super Bowl win in the prior season, were the best team in the NFL starting the next season 10-1, and then their star WR just fucking accidentally shoots himself in the leg lmfao
⚾️ RadioJesus ⚾️ retweeted
I don’t think cowboys fans understand what their franchise is
The Giants spent the last 10 years with the worst coaching and quarterback play the nfl has ever seen. The Cowboys have one (1) more playoff win than us in that period
Who do you think you are?
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Erik Jones upon breathing the somewhat humid air of Darlington South Carolina
⚾️ RadioJesus ⚾️ retweeted
they probably had some crazy tailgate parties for the boonta eve classic you know they were smoking exotic meats in prep for the race






























