I’m very happy to hear that the rumors of Kim Jong Un’s death are vastly overstated. He is actually gay. The translation from East Korean to American can be confusing because the words are similar.

Ukraine has no right to defend itself from Russia, which once ruled Ukraine very nicely and perfectly!

No Presidents are strong or confident enough to have a coin bear their image while they’re alive. I have the arrogance to do that!

I heard rumors that my good friend and dear leader Kim Jong Un has died. I’m looking into it and hoping it’s not true. He taught me a lot about leadership and strength!

I’ll be announcing shortly that the midterms are rigged in the Democrats favor, and therefore will declare martial law, which has worked terrifically in keeping Zelenskyy in power in Ukraine.

Tonight at the TRUMP (kennedy) Center

Anyone who calls AI “Artificial Intelligence” is a TRAITOR! American AI is now known as “Super Duper Intelligence”! Is it smarter than me? Who knows? I doubt it though.

Hurricane Isaias is a Biden era hurricane. No hurricanes on my watch!

Very good to see Susan Dell yesterday. Looking beautiful as always!

Iran is not an endless war if I just have ships docked nearby not doing anything

Today I welcomed the first alien… from a different planet… into the Oval Office. There are many planets. It’s incredible. My favorite planet is the Sun. So we’ll see.

Los Angeles and San Diego are shithole cities in a shithole state. I don’t care who nukes them - Russia, Iran, North Korea. Maybe China? Who knows? The Chinese had the China Flu. Remember that one? All Fake News. Everyone knows I won in 2020.

Nobody knows more about plagues and disease and death more than me. Nobody!

Mexico will pay for the wall!

I’m allowing Iran to take over Los Angeles and San Diego in exchange for them fully opening the Strait of Hormuz. We won!

If the Russia Plague becomes a pandemic, I’ll declare MARTIAL LAW and cancel the Presidential election!

Highest IQ numbers ever. Thank you!