Master of the Wizard's Tower, keeper of the Shart Select podcast (@shartselectpod), and magical overlord. Tierer of video games, a friend of wizards everywhere!
The Wizard's Tower
Joined August 2020
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This episode of @ShartSelectPod is all about that @ShartSelectRyan vs @PIXIpodcast energy, as podcasting's two hottest mortals step into the ring! Also starring @DatGingerOne!
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In this most wonderful episode of @ShartSelectPod, the boys are joined by @BustaSnutt of Coffee Stain Studios, to talk all about Satisfactory! Of course, Ryan simps all over the poor fellow too, he got a good spanking for that!
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2021 was a great year for the League of Extraordinary Thicc Bois, as it was hosted at Cockwarts School For Privileged Wizards. Naturally, @ShartSelectPod provided lackluster commentary, as ever.
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Phew, I finally got all the homework marked here at Cockwarts School For Priveliged Wizards, which means I can get more @ShartSelectPod videos uploaded to YouTube! This episode was all about bad endings in good games!
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Interesting fact, mortals: I once was in a game, Dark Messiah! In this episode, Ryan is allowed the spotlight to tell the boys all about my magnum opus! youtu.be/obPVW-khMgQ
Terribly sorry we're late posting the new season, mortals, but we have been very busy getting settled in at Cockwarts School For Privileged Wizards. This one is all about Kingdom Hearts...
youtu.be/G6-LRr6DUSY via @YouTube
Apologies for the delay, brief mortals, the incantations to summon YouTube videos uses up a lot of MP, I had to imbibe a turbo ether or two to get this latest episode up on there! youtu.be/z7NFAwlYWyA
Remember before you DM me with your requests to watch your stream or see your YouTubes: I am a mighty wizard, maybe the most potent mage of my time (and several others). I invented all of this stuff!
Terribly sorry, all of this wizarding has let us fall behind on summoning videos up to Youtube! In this episode, we wizards got to speak to the lovely boys from @bots_podcast (the mortals were not happy 😬) youtu.be/sqovEOOEEC8
Good news, mortals! Master Bhigballzs is back, and he's after more pure filth so he can show off to his friends! Also, he's dragged that @Cooke8008 guy back too, no idea why. youtu.be/MnWKwVodnQU
Oops, we forgot to upload this video last week! Blame the Dummy Thicc Man, he broke into the YouTubatorium and caused havoc! Anyway, this one is about choosing a new fighter for @MortalKombat!
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We recorded a wonderful episode of @ShartSelectPod today with top tier mortals @bots_podcast, such wonderful folk indeed, though I do question their taste in wizards...
TMNT: Krang
Anime: anything with Wizards
Marvel: Dr Strange
DC: Is there a wizard one?
Sci Fi: that movie The Wizard
Fantasy: Gandalf
TMNT: Donatello
Anime: shrek
Marvel: Bullseye
DC: Red Hood
Sci Fi: Mando
Fantasy: Stannis The Mannis
@GriefBurrito @EffieJGannon @zilla_squid @ShartSelectRyan @PIXIpodcast @litgamingarena
We at the Wizard's Tower love to read good reviews, so if you leave @ShartSelectPod a good one on @Podchaser then I will personally read them out on the episodes! Aren't I a beneficent master?
Listen to these mortals, or else!
Tomorrow is the big day!
We're going to be going live at #OutpostCon2020 at 9am PST!
Thank you to @skeptoid for hosting the Con we can't wait to go live!
🎃 Register Below 🧡
outpostcon.com
#PodcastRecommendations #podcast #SaturdayVibes
Boris Johnson is the worst humonculus we ever made, I truly am sorry for that, it was a dare! We will do our utmost to send him back to hell, but you all must vote against the tories to help us! (Wizards hate tories)
I don’t tend to get political on here, but this is fucking disgusting. Name and shame the horrible cunts. #FreeSchoolMeals #FeedTheKids #FeedtheChildren
Our bonus content is so extreme, we have to lock it away inside spell books! The kind that scream at you and need chaining to the shelf...
Drip Tray 20 - Unexpected
Not for the weak hearted, but if you think you can handle it, its 50p an episde!
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The boys have been sent to survey gamings spoopiest places on behalf of the Wizards. We also hear some listener suggestions and catch the Wizards sneaking to the pub…
#gaming #podcast #podnation #PodcastRecommendations
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It's that time again...
#SpookySpectacular part 3 is here! And this time we're joined by the wonderful @capunderstands to talk about HOW TO CATCH THE BANSHEE!
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#Comedy #PodcastRecommendations #podcast #Ghosts #Halloween2020
