Jim Davidson OBE · Apr 29, 2010 · 9:21 AM UTC

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Replying to @loosewomen

@loosewomen and it's well known in industry that Chris Evans got rid of Carol McGiffin because of her coffee breath.

Jim Davidson OBE · Apr 28, 2010 · 9:52 PM UTC

Thank Christ for @realrossnoble . This cat is making me look funny.

Jim Davidson OBE · Apr 28, 2010 · 9:44 PM UTC

Webcast live from Basra. May 2nd. Yours truly, Joe Pasquale, Status Quo and Michelle Marsh. Eat your heart out Michael Eavis.

Jim Davidson OBE · Apr 28, 2010 · 9:14 PM UTC

What's the biggest problem with being a coloured woman? A. There's no kitchen in the back of the bus . Hehehe

Jim Davidson OBE · Apr 28, 2010 · 9:05 PM UTC

I wish Brucey would hurry up and pop his clogs.

Jim Davidson OBE · Apr 28, 2010 · 8:59 PM UTC

What do you call a women with two black eyes? ........... Floella Benjamin. Hehehe. Proper laughing at my own jokes here. Hehehehe

Jim Davidson OBE · Apr 28, 2010 · 8:57 PM UTC

Im voting for the ICELANDIC volcano party , Its done more to stop immigration in the last 5 days than labour has done in the last 10 years!!

Jim Davidson OBE · Apr 25, 2010 · 9:53 AM UTC

@DarrenDayCeleb You've got some front. Agent says you undercut me for Dick Whittington. Poor Jon Virgos got a mortgage to pay yer know.

Jim Davidson OBE · Apr 25, 2010 · 9:49 AM UTC

#BrianDowling Turns out my Doberman is a bloody Bio. Im sorry Brian. Maybes we got awf on the wrong foot.

Jim Davidson OBE · Apr 25, 2010 · 9:21 AM UTC

A jewish kid dropped a shilling near Canary Wharf. Hehe he

Jim Davidson OBE · Apr 25, 2010 · 9:20 AM UTC

Bit history for yas. Anyone know where the #londonmarathon originated fom?

Jim Davidson OBE · Apr 25, 2010 · 9:18 AM UTC

I took the wife out last night..... one punch! HEHEHE