“No sweetheart, you can’t build your own NFL quad-box Multiview Daddy’s watching his fantasy players right now”

we could've had an educational Mr. Jerry show (present father of 2 (maybe 3)) but instead we are stuck with ms. Rachel who is unmarried, has no kids, and promotes violence against all.... fix this @BarstoolBigCat @Jerrythekid21 @DKSports @reeses @BarstoolYak

MILF

just created my own after-work club. dm to join. serious inquiries only

I just told a 61 year old guy that he didn’t look a day over 45 and he seemed offended. Is that not a compliment? It was supposed to be 🫣

It’s 3 am, who wants to talk about football?

How is there a mini cooper if there’s no normal sized cooper?

dont worry about creases! it's "nearly crease-free"

Not cool

Any ATM in the world?? Love that

quick shoutout to my mom for not strangling me with a workout band #realone

had to put claude in timeout this morning

How is @woman suspended?! 😭💀

I miss the days when you had to puncture the top of your tv dinner before microwaving

We’re doing it again #PushTheEnvelope

as i look back at this again, i am realizing that i may have a problem

Can I get some internet points plz?

174 mile drive and I never even touched the wheel once.

Supporting black culture til I die #Expand

i always confused darius rucker and ben carson