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Good grief. I listened to this entire thing during my 3-hour drive home from Houston today, and I genuinely cannot believe a grown man spent this much time conducting a full-blown autistic investigation into @SmashJT’s PlayStation activity log. A massive chunk of the video was basically: “LOOK HOW MANY HOURS JEFFREY PLAYED VIDEO GAMES!!!” followed immediately by him proudly explaining how many games HE plays during the summer. My brother in Christ, you cannot make fun of somebody for having no life and then immediately present your own lack of sunlight as supporting evidence. Go outside. See a tree. Hear a bird. Feel a breeze. Anything. Then the video wandered into this incredible collection of grievances: • Random Elon Musk meltdown • Cucking for Ms. Plaintiff while apparently not knowing nearly enough about the actual lawsuit • Glazing right past the whole McDizzle identity situation like that was just some minor oopsie • Being legitimately bothered that Smash spends $100 taking his WIFE out • Crying about Smash going to conventions and events while apparently unaware that invited guests routinely get travel and hotels covered • Complaining about people making videos criticizing opinionated people… in a THREE-HOUR VIDEO criticizing opinionated people • Somehow being annoyed that the man sells tea • And then dropping the absolute bombshell that Jeff and his friends are “jealous.” LMAO. Yeah man, that must be it. The $100 date rant may have been my favorite. Imagine sitting there genuinely worked up like: “AND THEN THIS SON OF A BITCH… TOOK HIS WIFE TO DINNER.” Absolutely disgusting behavior. A hundred dollars too?!?! This sick bastard might have ordered an appetizer. And the obsession with Smash’s gaming hours was fucking hilarious. At some point it stopped sounding like criticism and started sounding like this dude was refreshing Jeffrey’s PlayStation profile at 2:47 in the morning going: “Got you now, you son of a bitch.” Meanwhile every few minutes we got another dramatic: “JEFFREY…” “JEFFREY…” “JEFFREY…” like Smash stole his inheritance. I was dying every time. Same thing whenever he’d hit him with “BITCH ASS!” or “NUMB NUTS!” in that forced tough-guy voice. 😂 Sir, nobody is intimidated. Please continue. And the challenge for Smash to bring his wife on stream was fucking weird too. Dude suddenly sounded like he was cutting a WrestleMania promo over somebody else’s marriage. Really sounded like a hard ass there, especially when the big intimidating stakes were basically: “Bring your wife on stream and I’ll DELETE MY VIDEO FROM YOUTUBE.” Oh shit. Everybody stand back. He’s putting a YouTube upload on the line. He even had an a.i. voice of Smash debating him throughout the video. Such a one sided fan fiction feud here. I also genuinely enjoyed getting called “8-Bitch Eric.” 😂 I’ve heard that one several times before, so unfortunately I can’t award originality points, but it still got a laugh out of me. It’s basically a legacy nickname at this point. The funny thing is, I actually enjoyed the Amico discussion. That was easily the strongest part of the video. Unfortunately every time the video started getting interesting, we had to stop everything because apparently SMASH DOESN'T PLAY GAMES! 5/10. Too much soy cuckery and not enough of the stuff that was actually interesting. The lawsuit should’ve gotten WAY more attention, especially the newest amended complaint. Instead he spent time on that goofy “settlement” letter that wasn’t even an official court filing while barely digging into the newer complaint after it had already been changed multiple times. But apparently counting Jeffrey’s summer gaming hours was the real story. So after three hours, here’s what I learned about Smash: He plays video games. He goes to gaming conventions. He sells stuff to his audience. He spends money on dates with his wife. He has friends. He has opinions on the internet. Holy shit. Somebody finally cracked the case. SMASH JT EXPOSED. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣